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Jair at home glumly drinking a caipirinha through his nose

when axl rose did his little dance on stage it always reminded me of the movements a kitty cat made as it prepared itself to vomit

First I found out this place used to be owned by HITLER and now it’s BURNING DOWN???? This spa weekend could not possibly be going worse 😭

Guy hits up my work email asking for help figuring out what is going on with his ‘grafted haas avocado sapling’ . Includes 2 pictures of something that is not an avocado tree. This happens way more frequently than it should

Here’s something you should know about minks: They have lungs and airways remarkably similar on a cellular level to those of people. They’ve spread flus and infected humans before with COVID-19. Right now, bird flu is spreading on a Utah farm filled with thousands of them… 🧵

Has Your Donkey Become A Great Terror Upon Your Household?

Fall is here. So we can finally talk about this serious topic... Jonagold vs. Honeycrisp apples.

Extorting Marines with cancer to own the libs.

Hey locals, The 44 Live music bar in Glendale is hosting this white supremacist South African band, The Soap Girls, next month. Maybe let them know how you feel about all that.

your proposal is acceptable to me

If you don’t decide how you’re going to live, circumstances will decide for you. You’ll see every problem, and how it’s not going to work out. But the scripture says, “Joy comes in the morning.” Every morning, your dick sends a fresh supply of joy. Receive it.

The fundamental, foundational depravity of the Professional Republican is a national security crisis.

Vivek Ramaswamy has been a horrible person in public for so long that until a friend reminded me, I totally forgot that I wrote a letter to the editor blasting his opposition to a living wage for campus workers more than *two decades ago*

This week, NIH advisors rebuked RFK for harming #NIH and US science. Sheryl Gay Stolberg reported it. Then RFK posted calling her sources anonymous or corrupt. I'll say this hoping it does good: I'm an NIH scientist, I'm not anonymous, and RFK Jr is destroying NIH. More in attachment:

I wonder if there’s any group other than Muslims you could write this about and keep your column at @theatlantic.com

Francisco Macías Nguema apparently used to dine with imaginary friends and allies (this is the second time I’ve compared Trump to Nguema today).

"I Believed American Healthcare Was the Best in the World. Then I Did the Math" Yale epidemiologist @Alison_Galvani anticipated a hefty price tag for Medicare for All. But she found that we are already paying more than enough right now to cover the cost of universal healthcare.

Musk would do this through those f*cking Trump Accounts they opened in every child's name without parental consent. I HATE these SO much. Parents cannot close the accounts. Parents cannot reject donations to the accounts. And we must hold on to donations for at least 5 years. I'm a state lawmaker.

Veteran Washington Post photojournalist Heidi Levine, a 64-year-old U.S. citizen, was documenting an attack on Palestinian olive farmers in the occupied West Bank when settlers began beating her.

fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood

Guys the Overton window has shifted so far to the right in American politics that you can listen to a video of Reagan talking about immigration and he sounds like today’s run of the mill Democrat. Calling some Democrats conservatives is accurate, unfortunately.

In other words, from a single photo, Raven appears to be able to quickly find the specific home it was taken in, without using location data or other metadata attached to the image. www.404media.co/ai-company-l...

being a tireless hater is good policy

On Saturday, US citizen Ricardo Gonzalez was reportedly hit by an unmarked federal vehicle, tased twice by ICE agents and then handcuffed while face down in the gutter screaming that his arm was broken. Read more from @brandonrichardson.bsky.social on the Watchdog. lbwatchdog.com/ice-assaulte...

After a 71-day protest, the last of the 100-plus-year-old trees was cut down southeast of Tucson. buff.ly/85IBUDu

lol

I am a type 1 diabetic, and last night Dexcom forced me to agree to a new terms of use in order to continuing using the app and view my blood glucose data. Glad I had the foresight to "view agreements" and then copy the entire document. Because there appears to be NO WAY TO VIEW IT AGAIN. And...

This is how I learned Zachbot only lasted 0.45 Scaramuccis.

Download the zine to print and share here! (Be sure to print at "Scale: 100%") This is also the link to share for folks to read the whole zine online! gregpak.net/2026/10/15/z...

STOP LETTING JD VANCE MEET POPES

As seen on @lastweektonight.com 👀 The FDA won’t tell Americans where their generic drugs are made, so we did it instead. Use information from your prescription label to locate the factory and see if the plant has a history of inspection violations: https://projects.propublica.org/rx-inspector/

*looking at the worst post of my life* I must not post. Reactive posting is the mind-killer. Dunking is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the Bad Take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. When the TL refreshes there shall be nothing. Only I remain.

Here’s LL Cool J trying to explain Clausewitz’s “remarkable trinity” to an uncomprehending Joe Rogan

Hey California! Be careful this election because the big money creeps are trying to trick you (again).

D+15 Midterm indicator

A+ Fresno State fan shot

Last night, Border Patrol & Fisher Industries, with the cooperation of Mexican authorities, cut down the tree sit platform and safety lines, leaving the tree sitter stranded 100’ off the ground. She has no water or supplies.

El-Sayed’s response to Kennedy:

Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution https://theonion.com/pentagon-to-livestream-firing-squad-execution/

Ossoff and El-Sayed took different tacks tonight vs their opponents—El-Sayed was more of a subtext of “you dumb fucking racist jackass” while Ossoff’s was more “if you fell down at a gas station I’d toss a lit match on you”—and I don’t think either of those is a bad choice tbh

a livestreamed execution is just a lynching

overall, fountain valley mini golf, fountain valley, california, 1981

i feel this more and more every day

Arizona and Virginia, both of which are governed by Democrats, are ending Medicaid coverage of care for trans youth, Transitics has learned. The bans, which go into effect on October 13th, mark the most significant Democratic capitulation to Trump's anti-trans demands yet. Cowards.