jab lung

It was an honor to have Holly and Ryan back for a movie about a Buffalo Bills Big Love situation, the need to found Weckipedia, bringing back quaaludes, torturing Steve Schirripa with carrots, and of course Joey Pants's chemical chewing gum. The skin ain't right on Sean McDermott's head, folks.

replying "stop" on regular texts to see if that works on them too

corporate media routinely describes Tim Scott as a moderate and celebrates his "relentless optimism"

"arabs have contributed nothing to the arts and sciences" is such a funny fucking thing for a bog ape wearing a little suit to say

Omg no, he was so young. Damn. He was such a talented voice actor. It’s on the mind because I literally just watched it yesterday, but he got asked to do the taken monologue as porky pig and its a masterpiece

youtu.be/VFBAYStxOKQ

every moment harrison butker is on the field is a moment he can't be leading his wife in covenant with christ

So close! You are in France 💕

glad there's finally a prescription drug designed for adults with overweight, because you hate to see people out indefinitely with an overweight 

Make-up hive, I need help finding a medium-to-full coverage foundation that is matte for HD cameras, no shine, or please suggest a setting powder to help combat shine.

Maybe the Rays will win if they give the money back.

sparing a moment for all the medieval warriors slain because they didn't stretch properly, pleading to god in the half second before getting their head stove in by ordo of mainz because at the critical moment they came up short with a yanged hammy

finishing my trailer title text by choosing between "McDonagh/Knives Out Bold" and "McDonagh/Knives Out Bold Condensed"

the brewers are really dominating in the metric of pitchers who look like they would be prevented from parking near schools

thinking fondly again of the college girl at the donut place, who made a little muslim boy bounce giddily out the door after she told him his donut was free, and who waved me away and said "you're good" when it was my turn to pay and then, when asked if there was a deal that day said "i hate my job"

Stop! They’re already dead!

[chomping on bait, going slack and being reeled]

time for enjoyable music from milwaukee

we shouldn't underrate how much marco is facially oozing into mussolini

the voice actor who did the camel "hump day" geico ad nailed every line. they're all perfect. it's a masterpiece. it's ageless.

every phenom starting pitcher looks like huple's cat sleeps on his face

and what you can't forget is he wanted to get to third. so that stumble... y'know, it's costly

smoltz: this is why the little things are important. stumbling when you run can make you slow down, and when you slow down, you aren't as fast as when you don't slow down

this was bugging me

of course Vegas is dying. traveling to gamble is something you do for fun. gambling on your phone is something you do for need. nobody has enough money to have fun now

The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

MAGA Republicans now have a pattern of misogyny, dismissal of pedophilia, and cruelty.

This is crazy. @gillianbrockell.com found out about an ICE flight headed to Equatorial Guinea, where an immigrant who a federal judge has ordered to be returned home is currently imprisoned. ICE told the judge the Guinean leg was canceled. Flight data shows it wasn't. prospect.org/2026/10/23/t...

surprised not to have seen nearly as much love for Below, with josh hartnett and company doing a newfoundlander accent and a plot that feels like godzilla waded into local hero

guy who shaves in the dark: "i am going to make the serpentor of dogs"

Nasty little Turning Point USA freaks are the future of their party

if you ever write an article about a guy saying hes done with politics and then a month or so later hes making the largest political donation in history then you need to quit and find another line of work

Cairo Santos always doinks right at the bottom of the hour

give me a doink, vasily, one doink only, please

guy who shaves in the dark: "i am going to make the serpentor of dogs"

thinking again about the sheer number of insiders who are going to claim things that "everyone knew" that there was no record of them mentioning

Here's a photo of a helicopter landed on Joanne's 227 foot support yacht that follows around her 290 foot main yacht

Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4yGkBNh 📷 Evan Vucci