Banda Bassotti

I make a mean chilli. Statistical mean in this case.

Woag! Just got a new notifications page layout. Beta feature apparently: bsky.app/settings/bet... Looks quite different.

every bash command on linux is blplk -avqPmr o7 . ~/ every powershell command on windows is Please-Mister-Computer -Could-You-Kindly-Do-Me -This Favor ".\"

Bumper sticker reading “MY OTHER MAP IS THE TERRITORY”

oh my god

can everyone please go back to thinking the switch 2 is unhackable. it's more motivating that way.

$ grep php2shell access.log "POST /index.php HTTP/1.1" 404 162 "-" "php2shell-109618" Nice of them to put it in the User-Agent string, I guess.

Gradient descent, also known as "race to the bottom"

yeah i hate it when people think they know more about a topic than they actually do. it’s called like the uhhhhh freddy krueger effect

Seeing Oklab enjoyed and used by so many is mind-boggling! I still can’t quite comprehend that I wrote a blog post that ended up as a web standard and in software everywhere. Best part is seeing so many people say they enjoy Oklab and that it is a tool they regularly use.

I am a barnacle. I am very confident in my ability to bug ships and affix to features.

C++ teaches wonderful things, like that you should let your friends touch your privates

I have the opposite of imposter syndrome . I have poster syndrome

You shouldn't force push too often, that's how you git a haemorrhoid.

risking it, maybe, for the biscuit and gravy

Racecourse, racetrack. Discourse. Diss track.

Tiny ciabatta. Ciababa.

Pleistocene Holocene Anthropocene Demoscene

Euler's identity theft.

"burger-shaped skybox" is a fantastic triplet of words.

*CCR voice* 🎶 Borne on the Bayeux, oh, oh 🎶

political power grows out of the barrel of a gnu/linux

unreal check engine light

they know that these were important to them, because the plastic that made the idols inundated their whole geographic strata

I can tell you're not from around here by the way you pronounce "shibboleth"

neon genesis toyotathon

snailsforce 🐌

I know this stuff like the back of my head

Leucite gypsum diorite shist amesite…

Riffle shuffling two lasagnes together into one taller lasagne.

everybody is fighting a million battles you can't see. actually probably more like a billion or trillion idk there's just a crazy amount of shit going on at the microbial level

no added msg (derogatory)

A cluster of short video creators working on Lyme disease awareness called TikTok Tick Talk.

we need more app icons that aren't circles because half my taskbar looks like a ball pit

Nobody's in your corner when you work in an Oval Office 😔

If that pasta musical wins best stage play then that proves anyone can rig a Tony.

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

All bits are equally significant to me