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I can be trusted around traditional wooden sailing vessels

Jeep owners get one duck on their dashboard for each time they run over a kid

“you don’t have to post every thought you have” no shit i worked very hard to hone a poster’s mind capable of thinking postable thoughts and cultivating the habit of posting everything i think. i’m putting in the sweat equity

You were born in the year ‘07, in the last year of the Commune of Revachol, right before it fell. In the Old Military Hospital, on the ground floor where people usually came to die, during a snowstorm. The Revolution had about one year left to go and the fires were still burning bright.

I'm counting it

Damn... this was a cool day

I'm very excited to present New England Week at @flaminghydra.com. Our first entries come from @milesklee.bsky.social on what New England "means" and a new writer who is trying her best so be nice @raxkingisdead.bsky.social on Shirley Jackson in Vermont. flaminghydra.com/issue-676/

Last time I hooped in NYPD Gym I was guarding a cop with no socks on and he did a spin move and a plant gun fell out his pocket.

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight" has been really bugging me because a) yes you can and b) you definitely should, that was the main problem

Gobekli Tepe Archaeological site from 9,000 B.C. Pre-Pottery Circular compound Megalith pillars with animals carved into stone Cranial bones Neolithic skull cult Where do they all come from? Neolithic skull cult Why'd they incise head bones?

for some reason I'm hearing this in the voice of Allison Janney's character from 10 Things I Hate About You

Superwholock era Tumblr users when Marissa Mayer's name pops up in 2026

delightful songs, pretty woman, sure sure, very nice. but this is also 100% a lady who has a fake-out cookie tin full of sewing supplies

The news from Brazil and Serbia are great and show that you don't defeat the far right by copying it or trying to appeal to their supporters You do it by being uncompromising, showing the danger they pose and offering something different to the many crises people suffer from

STARTING A BAND CALLED *DADWHALE* flaminghydra.com/maybe-we-cal...

during the 2023 WGA strike. a real one.

Hey Gemini what is my kid's name and what does she look like, I'm at her school play and I can't figure out which one it is

in the barnesed noble. straight up “tendering it.” and by “it”, haha well let’s justr say. My bopis

Sort I can't tonight honey. My bopis is a little tender

This is the appropriate way to react if you come across a fossil fish.

Superwholock era Tumblr users when Marissa Mayer's name pops up in 2026

Such an incredible cultural moment en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clear_C...

Gobekli Tepe Archaeological site from 9,000 B.C. Pre-Pottery Circular compound Megalith pillars with animals carved into stone Cranial bones Neolithic skull cult Where do they all come from? Neolithic skull cult Why'd they incise head bones?

Wake up, babe, new worst thing that could possibly happen just dropped.

trans rights and free Palestine is such a simple and effective litmus test to see if soneone is a soulless ghoul or not

Numerative determinism

Bumper sticker reading “MY OTHER MAP IS THE TERRITORY”

there's a burger chain in toronto that sells "california style" burgers, which means that the buns are inverted. not a thing in california. im losing my mind at how stupid this fuckin burger looks. i can't believe they sell this as a regional specialty.

CHRIS COOPER: you watch yourself squall. lot of men died in that ether mine SQUALL LEONHART: theres nothing for me here! at balamb garden i can make a difference! i can be a SeeD!! CHRIS COOPER: "be a seed" do you hear how stupid you sound? go on! run off to balamb or galbadia for all i care!!!!

lmfao

the FDA has announced a recall of *spins wheel* MUNG BEANS due to the potential presence of *spins a second more ominous wheel* GLASS

(guy chained next to me in cave pointing at shadows on the wall) Hey, this part's good. You're missing it (me not looking up from my phone) huh? no I'm paying attention I just have to send this real quick hold on

For years Soviet man walks past newsstand, picks up Pravda, scans front page, puts it back. One day newsagent asks, Comrade, what are you looking for? “The obituaries.” He says, Comrade, those are not on the front page. "Oh shit," says the Soviet man. "What page are they on? God damn it. Cripes"

Trying to explain to my neighbors who were born in Poland why I, a non-Pole, know the whole Polish national anthem. Just @boontavista.com things

"It will happen soon," my grandchildren intone to their grandchildren, huddled around a trash can fire in 2104 C.E. "He cannot live forever. He too is mortal." The young ones recite the mantra, but harbor doubts. The Orange Man's physickers may yet preserve his livingness for centuries to come