business goose🪿

business goose🪿

@goose.art

seattle’s most businessy goose. honk eggsecutive officer @comail.at status: ladies and gentlemen, the weekend

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can't believe people on soulseek have been like dming me to thank me for sharing my music. i have had no idea this was happening, i just opened it up i have like a dozen messages from people like "thank u for the tunez"

perhaps i am dumb, but i don't see much value in this. do people really find themselves often having occasion to filter notifications? you could probably save space and mental energy by having a little filter icon dropdown instead, for real notification filtering sickos.

i will say when i visited pinehurst to throw out that battery, the freeway noise made the station borderline unbearable, especially on the ground floor

Ryan Packer@typewriteralley.bsky.social

Dan Strauss has a budget amendment asking OPCD to produce a scope of work for a study on the feasibility of lidding I-5 at Pinehurst Station.

pretty cool how a little pinned disclaimer and very light manual review has let me keep the fungi friends feed more or less drug dealer free

like my experience on other social media platforms is if you just use hashtags or even communities, they will often be inundated with people posting shady pictures of grow farms with links to sketchy websites or telegram groups. that's more or less nonexistent here

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Some shaggy ink-caps popping up around the cyclamen 🌱🍄 #MushroomMonday #FungiFriends #Bloomscrolling #PinkMon #ColorADay #EastCoastKin

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Wow, best screen recorder I have every used. Well worth the $30!

Brookie@brookie.blog

hi, i made a screen recorder !!! it's called Screenie and it's out now ❣️ it follows your mouse and zooms where you click, smooths your cursor, has pretty backgrounds, blurs private stuff and a lot more. no account needed and everything stays on your mac <3 try 4 free at screenie.cam

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𐌿𒎹𖦖𒏉𐤀𓉊𐌸𐤓𓅥𐂰𐤘𐀉𐌾𒉞𐤑𖠇𓈰𖤾𐍂𐁳𓎭𒊥𐃯𒊑𓄤𐍅𓅥ᚺ𓃄𒌛𒉷𐀊𐤇𐤒𐌳𒈮𐤖𖣍𐤓𐍉𐃺𖣙𐤒𓎗𖨭𐁺𐂥𓁖𐤋𖢿𖨟𐁃𐌴𖨰𒄗𓉲𐤔𒍐𐤂𓆑𓇟𖦡𐀦𐤘𒉌𖨓𐂔𐍁ᚬᚼ𓎙ᛓ𓏞𒏹𐤔𒋊𐍀𒏗᛾

people keep telling me this book is really good so ill just have my AI read it to me while it drinks my coffee and enjoys the feeling of the sun on my face

someone do the jeopardy joke like slut gnomes of false berlin but for waluigi genders of the material plane

Cat Manning@catacalypto.bsky.social

I am not going to figure out what the waluigi genders of the material plane are

takeaway from this video is that i am going to have to choose between my sand filled beach pockets and buying an iphone duo

fellas there were 4 x posts about wanting to fuck the kiwi bank sheep mascot in the latest @lastweektonight.com episode and only 1 bluesky post. clearly this should be the premiere place for wanting to fuck the kiwi bank sheep mascot.

i keep getting emails telling me to sign up for x money, didn't even know i still had an account on there, must have been one of my many alts they seem down bad for customers bc i haven't logged into x in at least two years on any account, much less this random alt

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I think peanut doesn’t like the maintaince guys. He always hides under bookshelves when they come

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you’re nuts if you’re not using adguard or pihole or something tbqh, as well as using separate subnets for these things. my samsung has the second most blocked requests second only to a windows gaming PC lol. not even the cheap IoT devices compare

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Can we please stop "stakeholdering" and "balancing concerns" and start actually doing things that improve people's lives in Seattle?

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me farting my way to shit in the bathroom:

i have to say in this day and age i consider any gas powered car a shitbox we had the tech a decade ago to completely remove them from the roads, and their shambolic remains clogging up our streets, polluting our air, and assaulting our eardrums should be an embarassment as a society

i have to say in this day and age i consider any gas powered car a shitbox we had the tech a decade ago to completely remove them from the roads, and their shambolic remains clogging up our streets, polluting our air, and assaulting our eardrums should be an embarassment as a society

OK, I do not know what's happening in my life. I put a rack of ribs into my oven and they have completely disappeared. I don't know what's going on in my life, but this is too crazy. I put a rack of my ribs into my oven and they are gone. Somebody please help me.

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ABBOTT: Japanese developers today have unique names, like FromSoftware COSTELLO: From what ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: I thought you said it was from Japan ABBOTT: It is COSTELLO: But what's the name of the developer ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: The Software's From Japan, though ABBOTT: Yes