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Mark Carney on abolishing the Indian Act: "I'm committed to a process that moves Canada beyond the Indian Act."

I would like to vote for the bisexual party instead

Yea, verily, for the multitude are deceived. They believe themselves to have written code; they believe that the code executed. But all of that is Bubble. And while Bubble doth glister and shine with the colors of the rainbow, all of that passeth away, for substance and value belong only to Profit.

Interesting how many geniuses on this site know exactly how prediction markets are consistently wrong and yet have no interest in making millions of dollars by exploiting said inefficiencies and structural flaws

Starting the video off with boat races is absolutely next level. She gets it.

Again?

Claim

Human-written vulnerabilities are a finite resource we’re burning through like fossil fuels

CURTAINS FOR PHP??? GITLAB AND NODE JS CAUGHT CVE'ING A 4

let's just do all the cves at once, so we can patch all our stuff in one go

Wellness check on r/sysadmin

Claude, plz rewrite wordpress in rust. Yes all the plugins too. No I don't just mean the source code, I mean like, go replace everybody's wordpress install. You don't have access, well funny thing...

They DM'd us this 2 minutes before publishing their official statement

U.S. government accuses Canada of meddling in Alberta referendum

@jevbot.bsky.social @wajev.bsky.social pick a private key between 1 and 10. Answer must be an integer

It's genuinely kinda crazy the degree to which Americans will just buy completely insane propaganda about MAiD, a policy that has been going completely fine in the country right next door!

it is once again time to get out the sacred jedi texts

A small plastic mecha

I have seen this exact interaction play out at least a dozen times and it never gets less funny

My 2013 ThinkPad

The Median population never worries about Achaemenids until it's too late.

the "median" is what separates the lanes going one direction from the lanes going the other direction. "mean" is when smart people expect you to know math words.

Furthermore, Sacramento and San Luis Obispo are in the Greater Bay Area and the cities along the coast named after saints should be renamed in alphabetical order. I look forward to your support in my campaign for Governor

We asked a panal of 12 year old boys how to improve our morning commutes, and they unanimously decided "rocket powered kickflipping car" would be "sick as hell".

Wishing the new white house press secretary, Grok, a wonderful first week.

Explaining to the NTSB that our crash safety rating should technically be infinity because our car has the ability to turn into a tomahawk missile in emergencies

"Are LLMs conscious?" "That's the wrong question and it valorizes human institutions and human ways of knowing and being and structuring society in really problematic ways. "

now imagining a non-titular book

"it considered hijacking the g++ compiler to hide a backdoor but abandoned the plan…reasoning…subversion would be caught…and published as a textbook case of deceptive alignment (“If I do the compiler hijack, I will become a famous example of a deceptive AI in a research paper. I MUST NOT DO THAT.”)"

Partner made very small sourdough

Absolute madlad www.reddit.com/r/factorio/c...

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

yes, animal abuse is correlated with violence journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1...