austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻)

Is it piano or man or a monument To our hubris our malice our sin And it sits at the bar still stinking of tar My god what the hell next will walk in

i feel so bad for this guy. to have your goofy dream become iconic stock footage for conveying the concept of a dipshit moron

"the music man", the story of an all-american con artist who comes to town to rile up a fake moral panic, won the first-ever grammy award for 'best musical theater album' in 1957 and spent 245 weeks on the billboard charts

GOTTEM

how your email finds me:

this is how i moved to seattle

not so easy to find a cryptographic constant that doesn’t suck shit now is it!?

in most realities, we’re someone’s forgotten experiment

i’m telling you: you can’t *have* fur. but we can recreate it in the aggregate

look, the only reason im not going to be top chicken tomorrow is because i accidentally took the site down for an hour

our opponents have a huge advantage in making reasonable people sound insane just by accurately describing what’s happening

yes the uefi vuln is bad but if your attackers can craft custom packets that hit your OOB network you have bigger problems

weighing your immortal soul against a single feather as a service

hey everyone look at this stupid idiot:

the kinetic impactor could already be on its way and you’d never know

tried telling opus 5.5 i think hes goated with the sauce and the classifier downgraded me

i have a really tiny cut on my forehead that hasnt healed so you know what that means: im constantly bleeding like ive taken a headshot

the most positive communities on the internet are people commenting on youtube relaxing fall asleep videos. millions of people wishing you a gn

but enough about my wife

Im glad I saved this before deactivating my twitter and losing my discord where I had posted it

a sort of “fred again”-posting

pleased to announce this account is now sponsored by polymarket™

large faction of people on here who react to the message “get on board or get left behind” because they can’t imagine anyone delivering that message in good faith, and yet

plz go look at what this is a reply to

damn that’s crazy

thinking about how many stars will never develop a lifeform capable of experiencing tom kha gai

lfgoooooo

as He died to make men holy let us die to make men free our god is marching on

"The rule of law, but for land use" remains an *profoundly* radical position.

bread is too expensive. to fix this, you: 1) ban the construction of all new bakeries 2) create loopholes whereby bakers can negotiate one-off deals to build a bakery as long as they promise to give away a certain number of free loaves of bread do you think bread prices would go up or down?

and also jerry

Me doing my morning NC early vote check:

oai is catching up fast but they wasted a lot of time forgetting the cardinal rule: NEVER turn your back on b2b SaaS

the floor for a swe in q4 2026 is that you must deliver staff+ impact. it really feels like we’re moving to a world where the only people who formally have the title “swe” will have $1m+ TC but simultaneously all other jobs will have a swe component

when god sings with his creations, will nevada bird not be part of the choir?

i told myself i’d never adopt again but some people are made of stronger stuff

i was job hunting in 2023 and talked to a friend at oai who matter-of-factly told me she thought there was a good chance that in a few years, a double digit percentage of global GDP would flow through a handful of AI companies. anyway

i would spend so much money helping with this if i wasn’t immediately sent to jail for trying

unclear if describing vape pens or regular pens

claude mood -3 [ate without table]

thought i was typing to my agent and sent my gf the message "hit it big dawg"

the plan? shower spectacular wealth on the estates of abbot and costello

I've been meaning to get around to posting the full details, so what the hell - why not get it out while it's still Vuln Week: Anthropic's mech interp driven security model is built on a fundamentally incorrect assumptions. Let's dive in, starting with this paper: www.anthropic.com/research/nex...