John

Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.

I should probably be more worried about feeling notifications in my pocket since my phone is still charging in the other room.

I love jokes about the eyes. The cornea the better.

Me and my twin brother, oh the pranks we pulled on our grade school teachers. Ha! They still haven't found Mrs. Grady. And they never will.

Never friend your current coworkers; it allows them to see how cool you are and then they want to hang out with you.

Pat McAfee shouldn't be on tv every day. He should be the guy from college you assume is dead now when in actuality he just works for his dad and was ordered by a judge to delete his Instagram.

I fear that the best years of my life are behind me, and they want revenge

Disowning a child is the same thing as cutting your heir.

I think “Shove that Ballroom up your ass” would make a great tshirt 🤣

RFK Jr is being a racist shitgibbon today, so I'm just going to throw this back into the universe.

it feels like its kinda being ignored but outside a couple outliers the only thing republicans are running on in the midterms is that theyre white and democrats arent

Save room in your thoughts for all of the servers who now have to deal with MAGA dipshits eating at Cheesecake Factory out of spite.

Remember when the President and Musk canceled USAID and left people unfed while crops died in the fields and then gave farmers an $8 billion payoff?

All I want for Christmas is a Fetterman-proof majority.

dude, you got yourself kicked out of two boarding schools, your Harvard application is rumored to have consisted of two words - "Harvard" and "Kennedy" -, your peers there say you were a dealer in college, your roommate reportedly wrote your senior thesis for you, and you failed the NY bar twice

Whomever wants to win in 2028 should simply run on killing Liberty Biberty with hammers.

The citizen who yelled "Shove that ballroom up your fat ass" is, in this hard time, a patriot. Honestly, what is left to say about this level of misrule? What careful critique hasn't been already offered? What reasoned response to this full-on run at fascism and kleptocracy remained unspoken?

Whether it’s Republicans openly demanding bribes or Democrats investigating the payment of bribes, both parties have created a tense and politicized environment for CEOs.

New in PN: Living in the long, stupid shadow of the Big Lie "Elections where Trump — or any other Republican — wins are fine, but elections where Republicans lose are corrupt. The only solution, of course, is to let the DOJ intervene both before and after any elections that Trump has fixated on."

Apparently not just the name of a dog. #Wordle 1,956 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

if you’ve got nothing nice to say, say it with interpretive dance

sometimes i’m like “maybe i’m posting too much” then i’m like “nah, i don’t post ENOUGH”

Give a man a fish. They both needed a friend. No longer lonely, the two become unstoppable

if i were a Trill i would simply blame all my bad posts on the symbiont

There are only two explanations for the NYT's habit of presenting GOP operatives and donors as true swing voters: 1. Their reporters and editors are somehow incapable of running a simple Google searches, showing just a staggering level of journalistic incompetence 2. They want to the GOP to win

“SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!”

Off the charts Trump family corruption. Kushner got Billions of foreign funds, while spearheading foreign policy. And the Hunter Biden hunters are silent. @MarshaBlackburn

TRUMP: “Have you seen the crowd outside? 22,000 people watching. We love you out there. They’re watching the Jumbotrons.” 📌 The entire population of Corinth, Mississippi, is approximately 14,000 people. The man can’t even lie right.

Yeah, what the well-heeled pundits are missing — which is wild, because it's been a decade! — is that the kitschiness is the point. Fascists LOVE kitsch. I wrote about this in 2019. Bad, corny taste is how they reassure themselves they are the herrenvolk. www.salon.com/2019/12/25/h...

Is the American electorate finally waking up to Trump's historically unmatched levels of outlandish corruption? Maybe. But very slowly. www.ft.com/content/51db...

The report alleges Donald Trump was an “active participant” in Jeffrey Epstein’s abuse. trib.al/VzhhppN

I have zero sympathy for anyone involved in this grotesque farce. When you travel all the way to DC to go to the home of the most infamous fascist in US history and get ushered into his office alongside a videographer and photographer, you know *exactly* what vile game you're playing. Disgraceful.

“𝘞𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳 was great. I mean, who doesn’t fantasize about fucking the furniture?” - film review by JD Vance

I’m seeing people reacting by pointing out that he’s obviously wrong. I appreciate that, but it’s also a pointless exercise. The problem isn’t that he’s wrong. The problem is that this is normal in American politics — and it’s been normal for a while.

Gratified to see widely respected journalist Margaret Sullivan endorse my view that major media must depict Trump’s abuse of power as a “five-alarm fire” – because it is.

the markets have essentially become a gauge for how much corruption the government in power is going to let the business class get away with

I just think it's a little suspicious that Pete Townshend has nothing to do with Whoville.

butter is only for people who believe

"you don't have to post every thought you have" well that is news to me

This is a rare moment of bipartisanship. And a reliable indication that Darline Graham is a horrible, inexperienced nepo-candidate.