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HI NEW PFP BC LOOKIT HOW TALENTED OUR 14 YEAR OLD IS ➙ @pringlesupreme.bsky.social

A lot of what's wrong with me would be fixed by hugging a baby giraffe

One day you’re young and wild. Next thing you know you’re using “sexy” to describe food instead of people.

excuse me sir but do you have a permit for that shitpost

“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal

I'm just delusional enough to remain stubbornly optimistic.

Please tell me that Trader Joe's has a coffee called Trader's Joe. And if not why not.

Acting like Jesus includes spitting on blind people

The tarot cards showed me choking on a gobbler in the wawa parking lot

This egg's harder than Vinnie Jones

@amutepiggy.bsky.social @ceej.online have you seen this it's important

Fmk chuck larry bill

Whenever I see a dog ordinance sign posted I imagine people launching puppies from trebuchets.

5 Things You Should Stop Doing During Sex: 1. operating a bandsaw 2. napping 3. root canal 4. tuba solo 5. glass blowing

I reposted you, please respond

y’all will eat one meal and be like “oh i’m so full” but the moon has to eat for 29.5 days straight to get full ONCE so maybe check your privilege.

Uh yeah my name is Rico

meh, I’ve seen fuller moons

She has hands that have a touch that have a magic that takes a-way the pain

dear god who designed this monstrous new notifications tab

it’s only expensive if you can’t afford to steal it

this is actually the ideal posting state

Dracula’s dentist recommends Invisalign for Snaggletooth

Animals probably think clothes make you smart

bad news. it’s actually kind of nice to log off and get your chores done

sometimes i’m like “maybe i’m posting too much” then i’m like “nah, i don’t post ENOUGH”

if no one is mad at you, you're not doing enough for yourself