Hoarse Whisperer

Case in point.

Save room in your thoughts for all of the servers who now have to deal with MAGA dipshits eating at Cheesecake Factory out of spite.

Trump’s design aesthetic has always been ‘bankrupt casino.’ Anyone who wvwr went to one of his tacky cheese palaces in Atlantic City can attest to that.

The man has the charisma of a rectal polyp.

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most

Two former Governors of South Carolina - one from each party - have endorsed Democrat Annie Andrews who is running against Sen. Darline Graham R-SC

The Ramaswamy ad has pushed the largest newspaper in Ohio, the Cleveland Plain Dealer, to reverse its position on endorsements. "A candidate who uses childhood sexual abuse as a weapon against the person who endured it has crossed a line that Ohioans should defend, whatever their party."

Well, this will certainly be news to the Aldi’s frosted mini wheats I’m having for dinner.

There are around 36,000 people in Perry County, Ohio. Ramaswamy managed to get 36 of them to come by. I’ve seen busier yard sales.

El-Sayed saying the loud part out loud.

That’s no way to talk about your boss, JD.

One thing I’ve learned about being a single man from watching Hallmark movies: You are absolutely going to die alone if you don’t have a strong apron game.

Why? What happens back there? They having some kind of meetup or something?

Saw this elsewhere. This is the level of fraud and theft involved in using AI to ‘write.’

“What’s your mom’s name?” “Alexa, mostly.”

The 405 would like a word.

Once you pardon someone, they have no basis for refusing to testify… Can’t plead the 5th if you can no longer be incriminated. Trump won’t pardon junior staffers because he needs them to be afraid of going down.

Good news, guys. It’s only us getting poorer. Exxon is doing great.

If I ever disappear, whatever you do, *don’t* look for me here. I definitely WON’T be living in this adorable lighthouse with its charming hardware floors and sweeping views out over the Chesapeake. This is THE LAST place you should look. Definitely don’t look here.

Listen, I’m not saying it was mature of me to give a helicopter the middle finger just now. In my defense, it was Marine One.

All kidding aside, the level of cognitive decline required to think successfully identifying animals is a feat… If ever there was a time for the 25th amendment.

I’m no expert on rivers but I know a pretty one when I see it. The south fork of the Shenandoah just outside of Front Royal, VA. Golly, is that some pretty country.

Democrats being +11 on a generic ballot is a massive, massive number this close to midterms. Yowza. That’s a bloodbath in the making.

The dude’s spiraling will get worse over the next week. Severe sleep deprivation plus sundowning plus stimulant abuse equals complete meltdown.

Celebrating ADHD Christmas tonight. That’s when you buy something, completely forget you did, and then ‘discover’ it again later. In this case: half a meatball sub.

The thing to understand about Elon’s obsession with Optimus is that, to him, actual human beings are just robots that don’t like him… so he’s building robots that will. I’m not being glib. The man has a severely mentally ill belief that he can build ‘sentient’ machines preferable to humans.

I was up at 4:00 am this morning talking to a young guy working the night shift at a sleepy little travel lodge. He said something so profound I’ve been thinking about it all day. “The world is just eight billion people all living their own controversies.”

Perhaps that is because Ramaswamy never ran against a psychopath who used his horrific childhood trauma in a grotesque smear ad.

The lying-est lie that has ever been lied.

What we are seeing in Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Elizabeth Holmes, et al, is the rise of the ‘technopath’. Beneath their behavior is the same old sociopathy of the world’s monsters only enabled by technology.

Question: anyone reading this live in a place where the electorate is *energized* to vote for Trump? I don’t mean just a red area that always goes red. I’m talking about the mood and sentiment of voters. I’m talking about energy and passion. Anyone seeing any for Trump where they live?

Just to be clear, Trump isn’t campaigning for candidates. He is out feeding off the narcissistic supply of crowds. The second the rallies wrap, he’ll throw every losing candidate under the bus and rip them as losers.

Trump already teeing up a pivot we are about to see kick up within the next week: Blaming republican candidates for their own losses. He’ll start calling repub candidates who are DOA in the polls ‘losers’ within a week. Certainly before the actual elections. You watch.

Because he’s trash and always has been. Next question.

The man literally said “You don’t turn the Titanic around overnight.” I don’t think he stayed for the whole movie.

Hey, if there’s one thing Jesus would’ve never put up with, it’s all this ‘caring about people’ stuff.

This is actually hilarious 😂 🤣 The man makes some valid points, tho Shark, at home just minding its business, then here comes this stranger

That Vivek Ramaswamy ad might end up being the worst own goal we've seen in a major race. Platforming the estranged mother of your opponent to attack her, only for everyone to discover that the mother protected the rapist of her 12-year-old daughter and stayed married to him, is beyond despicable.

It feels like every story in my feed is about some desperate Republican candidate somehow making it dramatically worse for themselves. The spiraling is only going to accelerate. You can practically smell the desperation.

As it turns out, creating a bunch of new Latino districts and then deploying an armed, lawless militia to target Latinos in those districts wasn’t genius after all.

Vivek Ramaswamay is simply a psychopath. This is evil.

Guilfoyle went from Gavin Newsome to Don, Jr to getting booted out of Greece. I imagine I’d be salty if I managed to somehow sleep my way to the bottom too.

Two weeks. Two weeks until Fuck Around turns to Found Out for a party that has sold its soul in servile worship of a pumpkin-faced bag of shit.