Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳)

Ok, where my 35+ people at?! Since we know black dont crack, let’s us see yo fine ass uncracked black 😍 Quote post this with your most fire 🔥🔥🔥 selfies, photos and vids… I wanna see! I’ll go first! #Blacksky #IslandSky #addtoBlacksky #addtoIslandsky

BLACK WOMEN ONLY: You wake up tomorrow as a WHITE WOMAN, what is the first thing you’re doing? Imma immediately go get a professional spray tan. When they get the shade right that shit hit ngl 😅 That or try to return a tire to Home Depot & ask for the manager when they won’t let me😭

Ok, I'm back What I what I miss? Lol

Today has been a great day ☺️ Be back after this lil cat nap

This thesis will explore men who present as heterosexual, but display homosocial behaviors that suggest desire for sexual contact with peers, with a particular focus on celebrity dick riding

You can’t shame me with what I’ve already accepted about myself Also, shut your bitch ass up At this rate, you can kiss touching the bottom of my trachea goodbye. Keep talking and you can forget about your season pass to the water park 😒

He forgot to add - have no concept of the passage of time - get anxiety from too many text message notifications - nearly impossible to establish routines - forgets… everything

Update: I was able to bench press 135lbs for 3!!!! My goal was to hit 2, but I pushed and was able to do 3. I might have had a few more in me, but I ain’t want to go overboard 😅

“wtf is he even doing down there 🙄” “I’m definitely going to be walking funny after this 😮‍💨” “Thank God my bedroom isn’t adjacent to anyone else’s apartment! It prolly sound like I’m being massacred 😅” “I’m changing my flight and going home early as soon as this is over”

Better than having your top lip cease to exist when you smile 😔

I randomly looked at my profile page and saw that I’ve skated 30k times!!!!! wtf have I even been talking about?! I honestly don’t really know how to feel about this 😅

Serious question: Has the porn-stache ever really look good on anyone? If yes, pls provide photo evidence to support your claims lol I feel like it’s trying to make a come back and I’m confused as to why

In this scenario, do the girls like girls or nah?

Why is it that Black women feeling and expressing confidence in their appearance irk so many ppl? It’s interesting that even when many ppl find them physically attractive, they still seem to get irritated for those same women to also find themselves attractive

I swear, I just love it when ppl really commit to their Halloween costume or cosplay! Folks get so creative!!!!!

Listen… I am not a petite woman. I’m more of a centrist, leaning slightly more toward the heavy end. However, a skilled lover can make sum shake across the spectrum

Or, hear me out, do something about the actual bad actors. It’s an abdication of responsibility to address the actual problem. Meanwhile, they won’t even challenge their racist relatives or peers with deplorable politics. Just keep being polite at family gatherings to keep the peace.

I’m great at building rapport with ppl quickly and making ppl feel comfortable in my presence

Name a fictional character death you haven’t gotten over.

Can you say more about that?

I just had the weirdest dream! What it mean when you get a Brazilian wax with a landing strip and then dye it green? 🥴

Alas, Anti-Blackness will always be a winning strategy in this country. It’s the one thing they can get these disparate groups to coalesce around

I hollered so loud watching this, I’m surprised none of my neighbors came banging on my door 😭😭😭😭 Why does this feel so…. Accurate?! 😭😭😭

I’m over here watching the most recent episode of Black Clover and baybay I’m in the edge of my seat!

Accurate You cut them first. Then you allow the syrup to get into the cracks and crevices. When you pour it in uncut pancakes, it soaks in and just doesn’t hit the same

Oh no! Who could have guessed cops would abuse this?! *sarcasm* “…police officers across several US states who have allegedly misused or abused the technology. Including officers who have been accused of using it to stalk former romantic partners and to track down individuals seeking abortions.”

Just in case you were unaware, over 900 women have been arrested for pregnancy related crimes since Roe v Wade was overturned 3 yrs ago. The majority of them miscarriage related situations truthout.org/articles/pro... www.instagram.com/reel/De18A85...

Some will never get it, but they got to get the hell away from me! Man on online complaining bc fiancé broke up w him bc of a sandwich she got off a shift as a nurse tired! asked him to get her food. He gets a tuna sandwich. She’s allergic! She explains the issue He still think it’s the food!

Damn, talk ain’t got a single recommendations for me?! 😭😭😭

Sharing this bc after working multiple 10+ hr days, Im fantasizing about being on somebody beach or boat 😭😭😭 Calgon, wtf you at?! Lemme go see what delta talmbout for December? Y’all coming? You gotta get your own room tho!

This sounds like a war crime!

Question for my bookish baes: What are your recommendations for good suspense thrillers by Black authors? The one I’m reading right now is BLUEBIRD, BLUEBIRD By Attica Locke Before this one, I read Where Sleeping Girls Lie by FARIDAH ÀBİKÉ-ÍYÍMÍDÉ

Friendly Reminder: Don’t be an asshole, wipe down the equipment at the gym after you use it… you nasty!

Went they not quickly, I should die with laughing Telling someone they stank via shakespearean venacular is the height of comedy lmao

We don’t talk enough about how dangerous and damaging pick-me women can be to their female children That’s are too many stories of girls being victimized by their mother’s partners and having the mother claim they are lying, blame the child or permit it to happen so that man won’t leave

I dead ass went to sleep in a club, right in the corner of the bar 😅

What is the wildest/weirdest/funniest shit you’ve ever done while high or drunk? 👀

I feel like I can heard the little crunch when you bite it through the screen!

SKYLINE CLEANSE! Look at this adorable baby hippo! (I feel relatively sure this isn’t AI generated🤞🏾😅)

I’m trying to prove a point to a friend. Ladies, if ur husband did the following, would u consider him a good partner? massage u every night bc u have sciatica make anti-inflammatory meals to help w pain coordinate w a coworker to pick up up from work early bc you seemed down do wkly coming

Why I oughta…

It’s crazy, when you think about it Being wanted by no one and being wanted by everyone, each produce their own kind of hell But, to be sure, both are hell

It’s only 5:15 and I’m still in the bed with my iPad in reach ATP, I may not get out of bed again today except to potty and to get snacks

I just wish I could give some of y’all the warmest, tightest hug 😔 Life has been so unnecessarily cruel to so many and it makes my chest ache

Ok. I’m back among the land of this living. I’m still a lil wine drunk, the excellent, otherwise What y’all been up to? lol