Christian Simmers

I'm an #artist and #gamedev specializing in Narrative Design. You can find links to my games on my website here: xuelder.neocities.org You can read my blog here: xuelder.neocities.org/Blog/

*BOLSONARO: FEDERAL POLICE REQUESTED I GIVE THEM MY PASSPORT

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

Wait, Tally Hall reunited?! www.mlive.com/news/ann-arb...

Futurama predicted this 15 years ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCPh...

Looking for game devs who have been directly inspired by anything BioWare for my next video. I suspect the public likely doesn’t quite realize the extent of their influence on the industry, so I’d really like to highlight that. If you are one such game devs, pls reply to this post!

Please don’t wait for a video essay to tell you to play Penguin Colony.

revisiting Umurangi in the wake of Penguin Colony. Wonder if this game's about anything

NEW OPPORTUNITY: Short fiction writer? Love the world of Heaven's Vault? ... then come play in the waters. We're looking to commission 20 short stories set in the Nebula for a new anthology. Paid, obvs. Full details and a link to the form on the blog: www.inklestudios.com/2026/10/24/t...

AI is automating hacking the same way it did fraud.

I have been meaning to write about this for a month or so now but it breaks my heart. AI has infected every hobby. Everything is noise. It's hurting existing communities and trudging through the slop is exhausting.

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

Vulnerability xkcd.com/3314/

it's 2030. there is one american game job. the game is a result of the fortnite-roblox merger. they added gatchas and ads exclusively for prediction market platforms. while you work on it, jared kushner and a random c-suite with at least 3 sexual assault cases take turns yelling at you.

So, at what point do we start looking at Gopher or Gemini for internet 2? Apparently Fedi works on Gemini!

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

Truly, TRULY wonder how much of the BIOWARE IS GAY AND MAKES GAY THINGS perception plus wanting to make new owners (aka, government of SA) happy is at play. bsky.app/profile/jaso...

But Goose Value Zero!

Neocities and hosted sites are not affected by PHP2Shell, we don't use PHP. However, if you have any non-Neocities sites running PHP, you need to patch them immediately. Read more here: www.wiz.io/blog/php2she... Cursory reading suggests this could be the worst exploit in web history.

Jesus Christ

If you run any kind of PHP application on your server... it's time to patch. Except... the patch is not here yet. Some info here: jackalsyn.com/posts/php-up... - but disabling upload progress *may* help, it's just not the full fix: session.upload_progress.enabled = Off

web developer: oh hey you guys are back early infra: four's haunted web developer: what? infra: *loading a pistol and getting back on the computer* four's haunted

Legend of the Solar System Heroes

Talking to my friend today that his shop is apparently having talks on whether they should bring back work from home, not for employee benefit, but because the price of on boarding new hires with new hardware as well as the regular refresh costs means they are looking at downsizing office space.

The Age of the Console is over. The time of the Orc has come!

At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"

Every once in a while I check the steam curator pages for games I like and I am just flabbergasted by blatant harassment campaign pages/groups just being out in the open.

This means that the increased price of RAM and consumer electronics was a result of an artificial "supply chain crisis" created by Jensen Huang pushing NVIDIA's customers to take early delivery of GPUs. Jensen Huang is responsible for making life worse for everyone.

seems timely this week aftermath.site/tag/tim-swee...

An email I received, and my response

Welcome to the resistance uh... *checks notes, does a spit take, checks closer in disbelief* Umamusume: Pretty Derby concert goers? WTF is this timeline?

developers, is this a concern for you when it comes to next fest or any other sort of demo? has it influenced your recent decision making? if so, get in touch. DMs are open, email is nathan@aftermath.site, and I’m nathangrayson.666 on signal

Who the fuck let him play?

I love them Famous Jameis Apple Turnovers.

First day back after Penguin Colony launch we are moving straight onto the next step/chapter. Report bug fixes, technical issues and they will be patched.

They really need to start using Shough as Po'Boy Josh Allen more often.

I hope famous Jameis throws the ball to his old team, like the old days.

Yooooo someone is going to make bank after the crash by starting up a "pay us not to release all the weird shit you said to the LLM" company.

The fact that we have to be afraid to market our games because of AI theft is a condemnation of every executive who has pushed for this cancer in our industry and art form. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

Friday night and not playing Domino Games? ... Like I always say now's your last chance to be ahead of the curve and say you were into these before they were 💥Award-Winning💥 domino.gallery/jams/drive-i...

Reading press around Penguin Colony and getting psychic damage over how long ago Umurangi Generation came out...

Penguin Colony is now available store.steampowered.com/app/3695930/...

I sat down to write a little thread about Penguin Colony. At post 4 I decided I should probably just write something a little longer. www.clockworkworlds.com/digging-at-t...