Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn

I know we’re like 3/4th through making these costumes but I’m starting a project thread for it now anyway

Any one of you who still thinks there is a single bit of difference between this place and X is in for a rude, rude awakening

Palpatine big naturals

Treat

[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!

this would be a hilarious bit to use in an escape room that was themed where all the puzzles seem conventional but it turns out they are just kind of trolling you it would appeal to me and the other perverts with Morty accounts and no one else, and it would make negative money but I would love it

this has unironically been the bulk of my dating app usage in the last 5 years, actually

Why do we persist in making games despite weeks like this one? This:

hey y'all! while the business is much more stable than it was a month ago, we are still dealing with the huge UPS bill! we have about $40k left to pay on it and really need the sales to keep up with the payment schedule. please help us keep making size inclusive, ethically made clothing! #store

We found that as of right now 73% of your campaign donation goes back to the consultants and vendors (!!!), four times more than just 20 years ago. Only 13% to ads. Even I was shocked.

Just as a private equity firm buys out a corporation and strips it for parts, a consultant class is raiding the Democratic Party and getting “generationally wealthy” along the way New from me and @adambonica.bsky.social newrepublic.com/article/2163...

potentially stupid question - is there a guy or a place I can go to that can help with extracting recessed, stripped alan screws in a part I can just bring to them? I've tried screw extractors and I can't cut into it with a rotary tool to flathead them out, but it's on a small portable part

This rogue noodle man keeps trying to steal my cup o noodles

I'm in hell. While sitting next to me on the couch, @threadpig.bsky.social, with a plate of fish sticks balancing on his belly, just loudly squirted mustard all over them while looking me dead in the windows to my soul and saying "ohhhhh nooooooo~"

try this handy mnemonic, it’s so simple

Casting a net of questionable size here, if you’re an ex-BioWare dev (or know of one who may not see this) working on something cool you’d like featured in a roundup at Kotaku, drop it below. Store page links helpful, and let me know what your role was at BW. Projects big and small welcome! RTs plz!

hmmmm I know AI writing can be hard to detect, but something seems a bit off about this listicle of UV Resins for 3d Printers

ok non-tech ppl might be hearing some scary things about "critical vulnerabilities" involving certificates. the main thing you need to know, without getting down in the weeds about it, is that the fourth seal is broken. lo, a rider approacheth upon a pale steed, and his name is Death

it's 2030. there is one american game job. the game is a result of the fortnite-roblox merger. they added gatchas and ads exclusively for prediction market platforms. while you work on it, jared kushner and a random c-suite with at least 3 sexual assault cases take turns yelling at you.

please stop replying to game devs saying things like "well look on the bright side those laid off devs can start their own indie studios now" because eventually one of us is going to snap and "WITH WHAT FUCKING MONEY" would be a shitty last thing to hear before you die

Little dude loves being upside down

you know you were thinking it

they still haven't paid us either, btw

you wouldn't download your own head (and also start sculpting horns onto it)

I've mentioned before I've updated my contracts to make sure everything in the production of my books is done by humans and not "AI"; if you're wondering what such a thing looks like, here's a clause covering that from a recent contract.

Images that instantly make you feel itchy all over because mirror neurons are little bastards