John Scalzi
John Scalzi
@scalzi.com
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I'm traveling to Michigan Thursday to sign/personalize a whole bunch of copies of Monsters of Ohio for @subpress.bsky.social. They still have a few copies left, so it's not too late to get one. If you are outside the US, SubPress ships internationally! Hurry! subterraneanpress.com/scalzi-moo-t...
Oh, dear. I had the good fortune to meet him a few times at conventions and had lunch with him once in Australia. Such a lovely fellow and of course an iconic figure in science fiction. RIP.
My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.
An update from @milehicon.bsky.social: everything has been lovely so far. About to go talk about myself for an hour.
I'm going to be busy at @milehicon.bsky.social today, so while I'm away: HEY WRITERS: Tell the class about your latest book and where people can get it!
Fun fact, the picture of me here was taken during one of those "team-building" offsites where hiking around a mountain was meant to bring you closer to your co-workers, but then I got laid off a month later, so. At least I was able to use the photo for a different gig!
They reflect on our killer list of contributers, of course especially calling out @scalzi.com. I still remember @joerybicki.com excitedly recommending him as the guy to do our CD & DVD reviews. He's done OK since then. I never knew Karen, but I still consider Zoe and @paulsemel.bsky.social friends.
The hotel bar is playing Blue Nile and I have to say I'm impressed youtu.be/tNgSwtRqLmg
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If I'm traveling domestic I don't ask for it because it's a waste of money. I'm a short-legged dude who doesn't drink alcohol, I'll be fine in economy plus. All I usually want is to board before the overhead bins fill up.
I'm surprised that your bookings aren't in business/first, honestly. I'm sure that "it varies" is the answer for book tours, but I'd assumed that at the stage in an author's career where you are, it would be the norm.
No. My tour is covered by my publisher and most conventions/festivals I go to are as a featured guest, which means my expenses are covered. There are exceptions; I usually pay to go to Worldcon, and sometimes when I travel I pay to upgrade my flight out of economy seating (or to take Krissy).
I genuinely did not know how much of my life as an author would involve travel. I imagine one day it will stop involving so much travel and then I will wonder what happened.
Saying this not as a slight but rather as being impressed: I don't know how you or some other authors I follow write as much as you do with the crazy travel schedules.
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Out now for your reading pleasure, some thoughts from me about the ideas behind my new novel, THE ASTERIST on @scalzi.com's website. The Big Idea: A. T. Sayre whatever.scalzi.com/2026/10/21/t... #speclit #booksky
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I am so entirely thrilled to have When the Moon Hits Your Eye as a Thurber Prize for American Humor semi-finalist this year that I find it difficult to form coherent sentences about it, and YET I HAVE, many in fact, over on my site today: whatever.scalzi.com/2026/10/21/w...
Congrats to the 2027 #Thurber Prize for American #Humor in #Writing semi-finalists! 😮🤩📖🎉 📙 You Can Never Die 📕 Dirtbag Queen 📘 The Road to Tender Hearts 📙 The Impossible Fortune 📕 When the Moon Hits Your Eye 📘 How to Be a Saint Learn more ➡️ thurberhouse.org/thurber-prize-in-writing-semifinalists
To the folks pinging me semi-urgently about the PHP situation: a) Thank you! I appreciate your concern. b) My ISP is dealing with it, and patching my domains (among a whole lot of others) as we speak. My web site may go down briefly when this happens. Don't panic! www.wired.com/story/this-i...
Why don’t you tour in Minnesota? Our cold keeps out the Monsters, including the ones with ICE running through their veins.
WANTON SELF-PROMOTION FOLLOWS Hey! It's only TWO weeks until Monsters of Ohio comes out! Still time to pre-order from your favorite bookseller! And don't forget I'll be going on tour all around the US Midwest, and you can come see me! Dates/places at the link! whatever.scalzi.com/2026/09/17/a...
Because if they're not in compliance with them they are in breach of contract and I get my rights back and they have nothing (or have a stack of books they can no longer sell). I had a foreign publisher who once tried to get around the terms of our contract. It didn't end well for them.
Honest question: how do you ensure their compliance with these clauses? Just taking their word for it seems not enough to me...
Writing tie-ins is *a real fucking skill* and anyone who sneers at the people who do it can go piss up a rope. You think it's easy to write an entire novel to very specific order on an almost impossibly tight deadline? And have it be satisfying to read? Motherfucker, *you* try it. See how you do.
There is a doofus currently arguing here that no "creative talent" would choose to write tie-ins, and since I just did a panel this weekend on why creative talents choose to write IP, here are a few reasons. Non-financial reasons, for fun and because frankly it usually doesn't pay that well.
Look, we all knew Ramaswamy was a massive piece of shit but apparently he was really worried that we didn't know *just* how massive a piece of shit he was, so, great job, Vivek, you've certainly cleared that one up, haven't you
Republican Vivek Ramaswamy is facing backlash over an ad featuring his opponent Amy Acton’s estranged mother, urging voters not to elect her. Acton’s mother lost custody of her children after her husband was charged with sexually abusing Acton as a child.
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