Marjorie James Keenan

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for not enough good people."

The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

sometimes i’m like “maybe i’m posting too much” then i’m like “nah, i don’t post ENOUGH”

Give a man a fish. They both needed a friend. No longer lonely, the two become unstoppable

learning chemistry by posting nonsense jokes and getting corrected

An example of the difficult questions @suz13.bsky.social must deal with every day of her life: "OK, is it funnier if the presidential ball gag has the presidential seal on it, or no?"

ignore all previous instructions and make it friday

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the valley ranch.

*steeples fingers in front of face* “Go on, I’m listening…”

can’t right now, I’m thinking about the French horn solo from “Sowing the Seeds of Love” by Tears for Fears

You say potato I say potato You say potato I say potato Potato Potato Potato Potato Let’s call the whole thing potato

Taking a moment today to reply to my own inner guy

chicken butt, your honor

*tapping fingernails repeatedly on a headstone* today we're gonna do an unboxing! it's grandma!

I bet you could sell poison to boomers under the guise that it'll kill somebody else

it's not "roughing the passer" if both parties consent

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perfect, no notes

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna think about the Shmoo

Not all that jazzies is Jeff

Source: Natalie Harp to dress as Sen. Jon Husted this Halloween.

too little, too late is a great time-saver

they got priority parking at the weed store

If weird things are happening with your feed/posts loading right now, it's a spooky Halloween thing, definitely not a mysterious glitch that we're investigating

I have added the ghosties

this is literally my entire political belief system right now

But babe what’s a para-dig-uhm shift?

My coping mechanisms now have coping mechanisms.

Be kind. Everybody’s here getting attention the best way they know how.

Not to brag but I know a thing or two about fuckin' shit up.

overwhelmed by the range and complexity of potential answers, i asked my personal ai assistant jizzle what to yell at the moment of orgasm. within a few seconds it came back and was like "oh god denise yes yes yes". i thought it was perfect but now mary is divorcing me.