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When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

I just uploaded the first episode of @takecontrol.content.town. It’ll be up for everyone at 8am PDT tomorrow.

If you win you have to do the job and if you do the job you might do something wrong. Better to never do anything and just complain about how bad things are, because then you can never be wrong.

he saw an ottoman in the crowd and lost his train of thought it happens

We should put some bollards in one of the lanes so the carbrained people that want to drive through a park for some reason stop f’n asking.

The basilisk isn't real, the basilisk can't hurt you. The basilisk:

It turns out Jolly Ranchers are strongly fluorescent under UV illumination. Bottom image taken with visible light Top image taken with 395 nm UV flashlight www.aiweirdness.com/jolly-ranche...

The thing with this is the answer is “literally almost everything”. Even the social progress that has regressed lately is still better than where it was decades ago.

since no one will shut up about ME2 today, a thread:

Never meet your heroes. This is the face of Cobra Commander.

RAGBRAI is a bicycle event held in Iowa since 1973 that draws tens of thousands of people every year. It is the largest cycling tour event in the world.

I see one (1) small problem with this approach *OPENAI IN TALKS TO SECURE MORE COMPUTING CAPACITY FROM UAE:CNBC

We need more corporate death penalties applied. Businesses that just get completely annihilated by fines. Drive stock value to zero. “This fine is too big we will go out of business”. Yes. Correct. You will. That’s the idea. Eat shit about it.

Their real goal is to get rid of all bicycles because they are left-coded.

Incredible

🧵 “If I buy the new Kyberpunks album on Friday, which platform gives you the most money?” The answer is always Bandcamp. I truly appreciate that friends want their support to go as far as possible – but did you know you can help even more and not pay a cent?

“Prince Bonesaw just wants to put himself in FIFA (yes we are aware EA doesn’t actually have the FIFA license anymore, he’s gotta cut all the other studios so he can pay the FIFA bribe)”

messaging dad this morning

It’s fine, no one would ever guess the number 4. Here’s hard evidence: youtu.be/UdtbotWl4T8?...

Salsola tragus was first introduced to South Dakota (from Russia) in the 1870s. Every "Western" film or TV show set in the 1800s which shows a tumbleweed is anachronistic. There were no tumbleweeds in the "Wild West".

I love our big wet genius president and think he should own the libs by doing one of these tests live at an event to show bigly smart he is so that everyone can see.

TIL a new fact I’m gonna never shut up about.

Time for 2026 updates to my annual “opinions about solar” thread, now with storage. If you like these, you might like edition 2 of my book, Solar Power Finance Without The Jargon. A 30% discount code WSQ0437 is valid on publisher website til end of Nov 2026. www.worldscientific.com/worldscibook...

this is so perfect, so pure

do you disavow team rocket

I was going to say this sounds like a parody, but, really, SNL already did that parody 35 years ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmqe...

BREAKING: Tommy has converted to Islam

Okay everyone in New Mexico needs to go vote real soon because the stickers are super cool this year and you’re gonna definitely want one to make all of your friends in other states jealous.

no one is doing it like im doing it

if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and my serenity is punctured by the sound of your tesla flipping in the air, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher

Is it ~~bad~~ that people feed wildlife in national parks? Yes, absolutely. But is it funny that jays are like, “gimme trail mix”? Also yes.

Call me when there’s the Pete Best TV show spinoff. 💅

That this bot, which posts random stills and clips from the thousands of hours of VHS transfers on archive.org, landed on *this specific frame* feels like finding the monkey at the typewriter that managed to write Hamlet.

If only there were some way to test your software before you shipped it off to the public. 😔

Dogcatcher xkcd.com/3309/

I emailed this to another device so I could record myself playing it

Can't believe Jean Twenge, the woman who has dedicated her career to manipulating data about teen mental health, would manipulate data about teen sexuality.

Chef Boyardee. (Ettore Boiardi)