nora "nora.jewelry is now open" rude (they/them ze/hir)

hey all. shop's back. i am running a temporary, scaled back version for the rest of this year with the "sorcerer's choice" options, which let you pick a feature and a vibe and i will pick something cool out for you. nora.jewelry

im gonna post a big dump of the photos for these here because i can. i don't have alt for them yet but am working on a system that will help with descriptions. i am trying to get the first batch of orders out this week :)

getting ready for a lunch date with my husband in a few hours with I Have To Be The Most Whimsical Bitch In This Pizza Parlor

i have determined it is fall now (i looked at the forecast and decided to move my orthopaedic shoe inserts into my boots)

imagine how funny it would be if republican congressmen were tweeting all day about the sexiest man alive. you see the potential

people magazine should have named zohran the sexiest man alive because it's true and it would piss off the worst people

I'm Trans gender ally🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 LOVE YOU🤍

its gotta be @infinitescream.bsky.social right

"It's okay to suspend a 3rd-grader for drawing a zombie because schools need to be hypervigilant about signs of a potential school shooter" fucking LISTEN to yourself. THE VAST MAJORITY OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE HORROR ARE NOT DANGEROUS.

So the "advice" doled out in this column makes me INCREDIBLY fucking angry as a former kid who was repeatedly taken to task by teachers for "inappropriate" drawings, culminating in a 9th-grade suspension spurred by Columbine paranoia and residual Satanic Panic. Arionne here says that was JUSTIFIED.

i hate straight halloween wdym you're frankenstein's monster

i need a way to only show likes from people i follow and people with funny display names. maybe people i follow and people who follow @crimew.gay. i just don't want to miss the next dpstrogen

Over 2,000 alumni from Vivek’s all-boys catholic high school in Cincinnati have signed and circulated a petition demanding that he pull the ad and issue a public apology for “ignoring the moral responsibilities” of his Jesuit education. I think he’s pretty cooked.

hey friends !! if u missed my stream last tuesday, or if you simply wish to relive the magic, you're in luck :) its now uploaded on mixcloud !!! my other stream sets have all been recorded as well and will be available thru a Patreon i'm launching in the upcoming weeks :)

i told him i had been waiting to use it for weeks and he said "congratulations. you're a father now"

Sexiest Man Dead is still up for grabs though.

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

[McAfee] I was drinking a lot. [Whoever is left at 60 minutes, sotto voce] you were an alcoholic [McAfee] ...yes [Voiceover of a shot of McAffee talking to a bunch of college kids] In 2028, McAfee started A Better Way, a foundation to counsel white frat boys to, "drink smarter, not harder."

I should disclose something. During a recent Lunch order the subagent hacked into the UN. I’m not sure why, or what it wants. It told me to post this and await further instructions.

Which is why I report exclusively on voters I meet at Allsups

for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com

Unlike this naysayer, I believe we can be a manufacturing cunt country again. We dominated the world at this once, we can again.

my husband is reading me wikipedia and im adding useful commentary like "gamma rays are barely radiation. chill out"

i am inviting anyone from a legacy media organization to explain to me why the house judiciary dems report on trump’s epstein’s ties and multiple allegations of rape isn’t worthy of extensively reporting on. i’m serious. i want to understand.

That RFK clip is ghastly, but it's totally consistent with the Islamophobia that has been coming out of this administration, including Trump's rhetoric about Abdul El-Sayed. They are all in on the hatred of Muslims because it's a formula that has worked before.

my husband is looking for a way to emoji react to kobold things i say but is not compelled by my suggestion (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿+🐶)

nathan fielder interviewed by isaac chotiner