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i think pedestrians should be able to kill drivers if they want. let's say every pedestrian gets 3 they can use whenever they want. unless they need more in an emergency like if they really want to or they're having a bad day

segata sanshiro needs to come back from hell and clean house

what zelda will look like in 2026

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The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

come after the whackers, no surprise when you get whacked. be real.

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you. (Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

I come out on the Nintendo Switch tomorrow. Buy my ass to support www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

Seeing a lot of people "resigning" after being discovered to be pen pals with Epstein and not a lot of people "shooting themselves in the mouth" or "being drawn and quartered"

you're not allowed to say "Elon Musk has hanged himself" on here. I just found that out recently after someone I'm somewhat familiar with posted it and became instantly suspended for 3 days. I don't know why you can't say "Elon Musk has hanged himself". It's not true for now but maybe it will be ?

HEGELOCHUS: "so I was at the agora the other day..." THE ENTIRE CHORUS: "Was the Grink there?"

i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on

What ICE needs is more training. (extremely close to mic voice) potty training

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

John Horgan, I'm real sorry you're dead and I respect that you were the BC premier but you are wrong

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

the US is a rabid dog that needs to be put down. death to America, I hope I live to see this rotten empire burn.

One of the best to ever do it

The Forum Boy

this has me wondering if the version they threw out a few years ago was actually brilliant but didn't match their new drive into the western manbaby market

Super Mario 64 - Complete Clear Guide / Guide book / Media Factory / 1996

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance

Heading into the office for another week of posting

lol irl

that was about being able to put the n-word in usernames btw. and also harrassing you worked and you apologized lmao

i think ill start a social network and then once user growth stalls and engagement starts to decrease, i'll abandon the counter-positioning that initially attracted the power users that bootstrapped the network effect and then go out of my way to antagonize them personally and frequently.

Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year

This user DOESN’T have a juicy ass, adorable animals, and correct/sexy opinions ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

what the LAME STREAM MEDIA will leave out about this photo is that immediately before it was taken he had accepted a cigar from Bugs Bunny and started smoking it

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

i think it's interesting that for so many, the political violence line in the sand is being drawn at the "black people were better off under slavery" "guns save lives" "i would force my 10 year old daughter give birth if she were [you know]ed" guy. and not any of the normal guys who died

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