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Does mgk have a pumpkin spice cock or something whats going on there

strong closing argument for next week

WILLEM DAFOE’s lived in the same SoHo loft for 46yrs. Despite 4 decades of super-stardom, he walks everywhere, takes the subway, and moves around the ‘Big Apple’ like any other New Yorker.

im normally pretty tolerant of things like people using different language to talk about sensitive subjects even in cases where i don't think it's useful but i cannot deal with people correcting others saying "e-bike" to "electric moped" you have got to get another hobby

great job everyone

me last night: im going to go to my coffee shop and do my french homework and see some dogs and people carryign newly purchased houseplants me this morning: i don't even want to open the door to get the package that's out there

an article i wrote for a content mill a couple years ago got updated by a guy who writes about the best cheating sites and AI porn generators, cool

nefarious forces are exploiting pat mcafee's only weakness: lots of normal people seeing how he acts and what he is like

interestingly the christian faith generally holds that animals are not moral agents and are therefore without sin but in giving the dogs the powers of speech and free will the movie all dogs go to heaven guarantees its title is false

NEWS ANCHOR: The shocking attacks are committed by roving gangs of reported "mutants" from "somewhere deep below". Their desire is to rend and eat flesh. The only known way to kill— WOMAN: (clicking off TV) Oh enough of all that. Let's have uninterrupted sex near the window, with my top off!

it's so funny all the republicans bringing out the big guns against a retired podcast studio executive over the cheesecake factory

is any of the tool battery systems like. notably better than another? Since my 3 moves I only have a few small dewalt things on their lil baby battery system but I'm thinking about getting a portable bandsaw which feels like more of a commitment

If you have a Facebook page for a pet that died 10 years ago that you haven't looked at for 9 years you should go on there now and post Help! I'm in hell! It sucks here!

i have also been reelected mayor of toronto

bluesky has four kinds of users

what is there to say, mama loved mambo

can someone make a pic that's those african guys carrying the coffin but instead of a coffin it's a hospital bed

you know what i bet gets a ton of groans in classes where people are learning english for the first time as adults is when they bring up the possessive form of its

you know what i miss from denver is walking to wash park and getting a Fat Boy ice cream sandwich from the ice cream cart and putting down my park blanket and getting high and laying there and eating it in the sun

wow my gloves and my new sheets both got here early? did we get some diesel smuggled in or something

And now back to my full time job, texting the word "stop" to every living Democrat.

What a fuckin DUMBASS

the wife guy community is eating itself alive

thinking about shocking america