merr-itt came from outer space

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"you have to get on board with AI or youre going to be like someone who refuses to use electricity" friend, you underestimate how far i will go to be a hater

When losing a job means losing a career: what comes next for laid off games journalists? aftermath.site/aftermath-game...

i think threads is ready for the classic one ring post

also its white, probably? its white not to use AI. its racist not to use AI

Ulysses: The Steam Review www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

i've never watched TOS but i'm winding down my first Babylon 5 watchthrough and he's genuinely such a treat in every episode he appears in as a slimy psychic cop

his pfp is literally the midwit

myth busted

very little of the YCSE discourse has centered on the film's most pressing question: did billy merely allow himself to be filmed showering or did he insist he get to show off his monster hog

my hat has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my hat

obviously i'm aware of the existence of ethan klein but i truly do not know what he is or does. he goes in the same mental bucket for me as destiny, i.e. 40-something streaming gremlins who maybe used to do drama videos and now probably just make pro-Israel content

my friend @adamconover.net just released his new special for free on youtube. moving away from what's expected as you as an artist or entertainer is always tough and it's so cool to see him trying new stuff and pulling it off www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVB-...

there are so many songs about shipwrecks and storms and this gives people a skewed view of sea travel. they should write more songs about all of the boats that make it safely to their destinations in pleasant weather

tim sweeney's brain melting aside i still can't believe anyone posts these hideous-looking AI comics thinking they look good. these people are not ensouled

you can lead a horse to water. that's a little horse tip for you. i just got this horse and i havent tried getting it to do anything else yet but i'm 1 for 1 so far

scams are getting really sophisticated. the wallet inspectors are coming to your house now and asking for your wallet

Scenes from an American Castlevania www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

people replied to this telling me that call of duty 23 is about to come out and that PCs are already $5000. once again my ability to imagine stupid shit has been bested by reality

absolutely i disavow them. i don't think we should limit ourselves to any one kind of fabric, no matter how flowing or delicate

This is an important time to listen to the experts on the subject matter: people just now learning about Nathan Fielder and drawing an opinion of him based on feeling left out of the current buzz in a way that makes their nonparticipation morally correct instead of just “completely fine“

buddy you gotta get in on the ground floor of the nathan fielder backlash. gotta start talking about how you never liked him and how he's a secret manipulator and how he should tell the truth and be nice isntead of making things up. it's gonna be huge

You Should Not Be Able To Do Gambling On Your Phone www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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Just giving the old guy who used to have my phone numbers land away

he first time i ever saw sex in a movie was naked gun with the full-body condoms gag. i was too young to get the joke so i just thought that was what sex was for a while

lord forgive me but its time to go back to the old me

this is not a drill! this shit has been so hard to find on streaming for ages. one of the most beautiful things i've ever seen! watch it tonight!!!

"i always thought that guy sucked" i post, leaning back as the force of my sheer, futile smugness annihilates everything within a one mile radius

i wrote a little guide on physical fitness for trans people. i made it free because of how important this stuff is. if you like it, you can become a merritt+ member for only $5 a month, which is a huge help to me www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

absolutely i disavow them. i don't think we should limit ourselves to any one kind of fabric, no matter how flowing or delicate

wrote about the ultimate futility of expecting other people to follow your unwritten internal rules, even when they make sense www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

conservative intellectuals used to write great novels about the decline of man. now they just post about anime girl harry potter in the same reverent tones that a 15th century pilgrim would use to describe the shroud of turin

would you look at that i'm back on @storesthepodcast.bsky.social talking about warhammer store www.youtube.com/watch?v=E38p...

wrote about the ultimate futility of expecting other people to follow your unwritten internal rules, even when they make sense www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

been a while since millennials got to ruin anything, glad to see we've still got the juice