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Like, really? The future of TV that took you 4 days and peanuts to make huh? But somehow can't make a second one?

And holes. Lots of holes. Just holes and tunnels through anything and everything.

This is the big recurring problem with AI art. And no amount of technical advancement will fix it. The people producing it just don't care about what they are creating. They're just shoving it out the door as quickly as possible and hoping it's good enough to pass.

they democratized release schedules or something

He wrote and directeed it lol

I especially liked the static bolts of lightning.

this guy can't even get ai to use english in the titles.

This reels of pizza gatey Alex Jonesy save the children bullshit.

Yes, obviously AI did that.

Why?

I refuse to believe this is real.

"SAVE THE CHILDREN. CLEANSE THE EARTH." sounds like a racist dog whistle

Zuul, is that you?

"Written & Directeed by Nathaniel Hallford." What a visionary directeer.

I like that the whole thing has kind of a Saturday morning cartoon commercial aesthetic. Like I’m waiting for someone to offer the Leviathan a Starburst

It was resting. It's exhausting to shapeshift every scene.

it's actually a deep gnostic metaphor. the serpent isn't hostile, per se, but simply driving the two protagonists to greater wisdom. you can see this in how it grows its legs back, ending the punishment it received in Genesis.

I dunno it's sort of like The Room and people 'liked' that. Guy's got enough haters to make a career, good for him.

I kind of think this movie should be released nationwide. If this is what Americans see is the end result of AI movies, that will kill the industry for good.

The physics in these are always so bizarre. Like the running feels like they’re on Mars or something, it’s just a little too slow going up and down.

I want those 55 seconds back.

This wins the internet for today 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

You're tearing me apart, l'IA! (sorry pour le frangliche).

Why does it end with John Everyman being chased by a heavy metal album cover

“Slop” is a complement to this thing

Does dragon show up at their house selling cookies? I mean, that type of cut would fit.

A class action lawsuit for this of us who have been harmed by this garbage slurry would be just the thing.

My god... I just spent the last 20 minutes scrolling through his LinkedIn activities. I was caught between second hand embarrassment and fascination of seeing someone so arrogant and disconnected from his own (lack of) skills. The guy is like releasing 5 movies and curing pancreas cancer. Fuck off.

Wait… this age is actually going to be golden for those of us who love terrible movies made by people without a clue.

That first scene with snek and the cars are Fallout Physics Engine-ing is spectacular.

- Ok Goldman, did you recover from that cold ? - Berfect, go on. I don't have all ze day. - If you say so. And... ACTION ! - "Dis is ze final baddle !" - CUT ! Goldman, please...

I hope someone hacks these ai so that they only give out instructions to build a noose

It looks like an advert for home & contents insurance. "Yes, you kept it within budget, but it's not *quite* what we had in mind..."

Makes me feel good about all the garbage ive made in blender

WTAF was that? I'm assuming this is intended to be watched by AI too; like Claude and Alexa have a date night? Maybe go on a double with Grok and Siri?

That was the sloppiest slop I’ve ever seen. 😐

Angela noooo

We poisoned whole cities with jet engine generators' fumes for this. Bravo, humanity.

Even the post he wrote is AI slop.

How can anyone describe that as anything other than slop?

"Make me a pretend AI geezer with quite big tits."

Holy shit, look at that running. I know it's AI slop but holy hell, the people are running like they've been doped up.

“Do not dehumanize the artist” is actually a great slogan for all who hate AI

This is a level of acting you usually only hear in straight-to-VHS dubbing

Might I respectfully critique the use of the word "artist" in this context?

I, too, like to play "Leviathan! Run" on my phone when I am having a healthful little jog through town

life, uh, finds a way?

As a person who has been drawing and painting for 41 years I can confidently say that this guy should be launched into the sun.

The, “Angela! Angela! No! Please, Angela, what are you doing” line is giving Gal Gadot.

Angela. No. Angela. Please. What are you doing. peak cinematic experience.

I have dreams with better coherence and continuity than whatever the hell this is. Anyone who would look at this and consider it worth watching or even compare it to a movie clearly has never possessed or used a pair of eyes before.

Like just so many cuts, lmao. This guy can't even seem to see the difference between this and an actual kaiju film it's amazing. Just no eye at all.

Don’t make slop, we won’t call it slop. Easy.

I mean I believe it is only the endless bounty of human ingenuity that could bring us this shining moment:

I immediately thought of Birdemic when I watched that clip. Suburban Sasquatch was better.

Also lolling at how he finds the term “AI slop” dehumanizing. I guess it’s the perfect term then.

love to say this, Nathaniel: your ai movie looks like dogshit butt-water and I cant wait for the data centers to be demolished or destroyed, so you can then get an actual job, instead of pumping out this garbage

Aw man, I was in the back of my seat watching that!

Where did its legs come from?

Oh cool it's completely incoherent

I'm gonna need to see the receipts on these "artists" who unalived themselves because people said that's crap literally anyone can screw up just as bad.

Or all of those!

Man, going through this guy's LinkedIn profile and seeing how frequently he announces new AI slop projects, it seems like he must have some unique combination of ADHD and cocaine addiction...

Did AI write his post? Is he the AI? And we don’t really WANT AI filmmaking to succeed bc it IS AI slop. If you come up with a good prompt for AI, maybe don’t. Just take your idea and develop it yourself. Anything would have been better than whatever the hell I just watched…with sound.

Ok, can I call it ai garbage then?

A mindless, soulless abomination. A silk purse fabricated wholly from pigshit. A godless affront to the march of human civilisation. Just some alternatives to consider when "slop" won't do.

Great… ai had a seizure watching it and now all I can think of is moving to a cottage in the woods and writing a manifesto. I work in IT for crying out loud, I can’t afford to hate computers more than I already do.

Do not dehumanize the work that was *checks notes* not done by a human

rofl Oh, I see, the leviathan can make street and traffic lights which are floating freely without any connection to the ground explode by scaring the empty space around them with his jaws that do not align. Great stuff.

Wow I can believe this was made with ai!

Looks like AI slop.

Angela please no

This is Gilson B. Pontes-level shit

It is revolting!

«  stripping artists of dignity «  how ai bro love to play the victims

This is so bad it killed my dog

Sure it looks bad but you can get pretty far without paying a cent, especially if you join a guild early on. Google some promotional codes and they'll give you like 80 free gacha pulls

Love that zoom out just to zoom back in and the vaguely Jurassic Park-ish music

A real cinematic moment.

you can't bully ai artists because ai artists are cooler than you

Graphic Design Is My Passion

Wah wah wah people are calling my “movie” slop even though it has thousands of errors and no plot whatsoever 😢😢😢

looks good tbh

Ok. Now revise the prompt and ask "Nathaniel" to re-draft it as if an actual human wrote it.

Why the hell would I watch this when I can watch Deep Rising (1998) again instead

Look, taking Shin Godzilla and making it look that shitty takes a lot of work okay? He deserves respect for ripping off a really good movie and managing to strip it of everything that makes it unique, good or even interesting!

fucken christ angela... those flowers are lilies.... pets are fucken allergic to lilies!

Hate jogging? Sign up for a Leviathan trainer today.

These are people who want to be perceived as Artists, without doing the effort to do so, nor face the inevitable criticism from what you do. They just want instant gratification

They go from running through Brooklyn to midtown Manhattan to *squints* Amarillo, Texas?

Well, it gave me a good laugh anyway.

Angela, please, no, Angela, what are you doing, Angela.

I don’t know what you mean, I personally am looking forward to more installments of the “Man and Girl casually flee unmotivated monsters” franchise.

Anyway, if you don't like it when people dehumanize you, you should probably stop dehumanizing yourself. At least a little bit!

The sound of small piles of glass being pushed around really sells the drama.

Been saying this since Day One. AI filmmaking is babysitting for incels

Jfccc.....

Haruo Nakajima in the rubber suit in Ishiro Honda’s Gojira was infinitely better. From IMDB:

Sadly, it wasn't so much worse than I thought it was going to be. My opinion of AI slop like this is already below sewer-level.

The parent and child jogging through the street were silent, too. It was all just slop.

Now I know how 'ASS' wins best screenplay.