Andreas Schick

Why is he on a campaign trail again? He’s not on any ballot and has a pretty big job he’s supposed to be doing.

On the morning JK Rowling calls those who have campaigned for the human rights of trans people "elitist", let's revisit her 300ft, $150m highly-polluting environment and climate wrecking machine. It says everything about who and what she is. Share far and wide.

Oh no, Trump's going to be so crushed when he checks in on what his kids and his friends and his appointees and he himself have all been doing.

This is the cultivated peak of where captial and 'horror movies as art' clash. Worse than popcorn buckets, we deprive symbols of meaning to make them more consumable. Not a new phenomenon, but this is so blatant. A faster system than soulless remakes to monopolize on success. Grim.

Is Pete Hegseth's Bold Pledge To 'Kill Everyone' By 2028 An Unrealistic Pipe Dream?

Dirty cops covering for dirty cops: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

We've been thinking about the ultra-rich in space all wrong. Thanks, Amos!

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

'heated' tommy works as a staffer for josh hawley and is a christian nationalist this is how the contemporary far right operate. they ask a bad faith question in a public forum and then their billionaire owned legacy media outlets reframe the response given in the most disingenuous way imaginable

We're a week away from @desertbus.org, donations are open, time to challenge chat. Keeping it nice and simple this year with something old, and something very silly. If we raise $29,999 before we start next week I will buy everyone working Desert Bus a Dilly Bar.

Everyone is Twelve truly is the defining political theory of our age.

Sir, that’s called a bribe, not a tip.

Good morning

Hi, yes, excuse me. What the fuck does he mean? “Clean as a newborn baby’s ass?”

“Sir, we are cratering in the polls, please try and not do anything nuts for the next month. Maybe on social, just keep it benign.” “Like what?” “I don’t know. People like animals. A lot of people just post like cat videos and stuff.” “Gotcha, say no more.”

It’s not like traditional job performance matters in this administration. She just needs to kiss enough of Trump’s ass.

"twitter literally became what tumblr used to accuse something awful of being" I gasp raggedly on my deathbed. the year is 2068. nobody has any idea what the fuck I'm talking about

Ms Rachel from the top ropes

The biggest threat to workers isn’t a dragon or a beholder, it’s unfair working conditions. D&D Producer Vanessa Hoskins is calling for a union to protect the workers behind WOTC’s premier games. actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

Forgiveness is a strange thing. It can sometimes be easier to forgive our enemies than our friends. It can be hardest of all to forgive people we love.

FBI Classifies Not Finishing Hamburger  As Seditious Activity https://theonion.com/fbi-classifies-not-finishing-hamburger-as-seditious-activity/

Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.

not gay I just like

Not even enough leg room on planes to masturbate properly these days…

I genuinely cannot talk about this album enough and will continue this conversation with anyone so inclined in the comments.

The newest episode of The Album Anniversary Podcast is out. We cover @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social's masterpiece Worry as it celebrates a 10 year anniversary this year. I could talk about this record for hours, so @andreasmschick.bsky.social, Sarah and I did!

Some days, doing ‘the best we can’ may still fall short of what we would like to be able to do, but life isn’t perfect on any front—and doing what we can with what we have is the most we should expect of ourselves or anyone else.

Brb, gonna make a chatbot to play D&D for me so I don’t have to talk to my friends.

How long until he tries to send the National Guard again?

I hate my fucking state.

AI is now the biggest investment in all of US history as a percentage of GDP. Datacenter construction is up, all other construction is down. "AI Is Squeezing Out the Rest of the Stock Market," reported WSJ 2 days ago. We basically bet the whole economy on the most optimistic visions panning out.

its genuinely so fucking funny to me that all the "uhm all modern art is shit, what happened to having artists get classically trained for 25 years to paint religious art in the style of the old masters" guys are pro AI slop now

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Last night, 400 folks packed the room in Marsha Blackburn’s hometown. She skipped out. I stayed and answered questions—unscripted and unfiltered. I'm not taking any voter for granted. See you on Saturday, Nashville.

A Nashville asylum-seeker and nursing mother of two, separated from her children after being detained by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, is speaking about her three-month experience in the South Louisiana ICE Processing Center.

Key words here are “for a president.” He’s just saying things are great for him.

I have no idea the context, but I love this purely for the use of the verb “bovined.” We need to bovine more places. Cows are great.

he's bored and angry and all he wants to do is stand in front of a crowd of people cheering for him that's why he did the midterm convention, that's why he's doing this, and he's well beyond giving a shit how it affects any other republican candidate I love that for all of them

A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system