yaoi gagarin

there is a square-shaped hole in your heart and you are trying to fill it with piss: a thread🧵

i have a lot of issues with modern technology but the worst is that most of it doesnt fucking scream at you like a tortured steampunk doohickey when you make it do its job. consider if you will the noble modem, or the humble printer. perchance even the fierce fax machine. relics of a better age

its so fucked up that the french had a president literally named "French Holland" and he didnt try to reconquer belgium even a little bit. Thats like if the US elected a guy named Remember T. Alamo and he didnt hate mexicans

i love this website

it makes me really happy that the farsi word for big is bozorg, thats basically onomatopoeia for the concept of bigness

bitches will be like key to râ khâham didid and then not have time for another 3 weeks. like my barâdar in christ you need to free up your taqvim

Real art isn't meant to coddle you. It's also not meant to challenge your preconceptions or evoke an emotional response. It's meant to be annoying

a "divorcee"? oh you mean a rōnin husband

my most malebrained trait is my deep abiding love for mongolian throat singing

gf who is nosy (likes to get involved in other peoples business) x gf who is nosy (of iranian descent, looking into rhinoplasty)

will say, EXTREMELY funny to find out i still have the exact same fuckass german accent in dari that i had as a child

bitches will be like key to râ khâham didid and then not have time for another 3 weeks. like my barâdar in christ you need to free up your taqvim

HAPPY GF DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

people were arguing with the caption but if you unrotate the picture youll find i was right all along

good morning btw ive got a giga headache

"arabs have contributed nothing to the arts and sciences" is such a funny fucking thing for a bog ape wearing a little suit to say

🫩 don’t make me tap the sign.

I think one of the more important skills you can have in 2026 is knowing when someone is performatively using progressive coded language to argue for something that is fundementally not progressive because they can claim a perceived moral high ground.

told yer da about the news from brazil & he said 'shur haven't we been electing loolahs here for decades'

people were arguing with the caption but if you unrotate the picture youll find i was right all along

Podcasts? Uh, no, it actually just puts the creature onto the battlefield. Hope this helps 👍

where are all my ambiguously gendered pallid half-afghan likers at

need a ginger bf not because i have a thing for gingers (i dont) but because i think me not having a thing for them gets funnier the more of them i date. imagine a bisexual rolling up with a redhead bf and gf and being like yea im kinda into brunettes

a "divorcee"? oh you mean a rōnin husband

theyre making me buy groceries. everyone pity me intensely

send bf who i have this exact kind of dynamic with

ideally everyone around me should be like 2% in love with me at all times but I should also have a switch that lets me turn that off when I find it annoying, which would be always

my friends like to complain when I say my voice sounds like that of Dwayne the rock Johnson but that's just BC they didn't hear him during the attitude era. he used to be a lot more high pitched than in modern days!

Lula: "We had to overcome foreign interference through digital platforms, which we will have to regulate. A crime in the digital world must be treated the same as a crime in the real world. We cannot have monstrous companies earning millions... not paying taxes... wanting to steer elections."

it's frankly rude that transition makes me be cold all the time. send people with high metabolism to surround me at all times, ideally while naked