PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

to me, it already is #Emma™2028™

you’re laughing? her name was lola she was a showgirl and she lost her youth, her tony, and her mind at the copacabana and YOU’RE LAUGHING??

i forget sometimes that in roko's basilisk it would torture digital copies of people. so it's even stupider than however stupid i think it is at that time

“wait a second… this forms a cartesian closed 2-category” (it hits me) “this forms a cartesian closed 2-category!” Bank teller on floor: what? “this forms a cartesian closed 2-category!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

Prints available in my shop of this one from last year. The perfect Christmas gift for the philosophically-inclined office wall . Limited edition, numbered and signed giclee art print - link to shop in bio. #philosophy

*putting on maoist hat* Xi is a lib tho

doing 15 to life because my children are too large

and smoldering

i dont mean to sound rude but we need to normalize telling guys like this to kill themselves

in the naturals, straight up "succ"ing it. and by it, well. haha, let's just say. my peanos

Listening to You Want It Darker by Leonard Cohen and I had to do a double take because the lyrics are > You want it darker, > We kill the flame and I heard > You want it darker, > We carry the flame

if you’re issuing a 10.0 CVE at midnight you HAVE to give it a cool name. a simple identifier isn’t going to cut it. you have to call it BLOODMURDER

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

ok non-tech ppl might be hearing some scary things about "critical vulnerabilities" involving certificates. the main thing you need to know, without getting down in the weeds about it, is that the fourth seal is broken. lo, a rider approacheth upon a pale steed, and his name is Death

verifying identity claims of websites and such involves secret numbers that are supposed to be hard to guess. one of those numbers turned out to be 4

imagine matt hancock adjusting his silly little tie. carefully wiping the sweat from his brow, ignoring the thousands of deaths he caused and then going absolutely monster berserk on your pussy

CORBYN DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF

obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops

I tidied the kitchen -> I have space for baking -> I should bake something -> the kitchen is full of dirty bowls and the worktop is covered in flour -> I tidied the kitchen ->

The fact that we have to be afraid to market our games because of AI theft is a condemnation of every executive who has pushed for this cancer in our industry and art form. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

It’s helpful to have an actual Labour MP saying right out that it’s not what transgender people do or say that is the problem: it’s their presence that she objects to, their existence. Yes, this is what it always was, and these people just keep winding each other up and up to ever more extreme views

I think we should ban Labour MPs from hospital wards cause it really distresses me to share a space with them, how am i gonna explain to my nan or my child that soulless husks walk among us

ten thousand red oxen? in this economy?

One of the common arguments from so called "gender criticals", transphobes, is "what rights are trans people losing". The answer is so many. Just today we have seen in practice that trans people are being excluded from healthcare., to add to public spaces, education etc. It all costs lives.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't carry the flame. I'll open this one'.

this is the fucking problem with all the "AI is useful" shit, it's like... it's all, constantly, always, me me me me me. not one second spent thinking about the degradation of literally everything about life and society, just my convenience trumps all.

Esoteric Ebb was fantastic. If anything happened to Meek I would kill everyone in the room and then myself.

I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing I think I thought I saw you try

damn, I was just about to get really into this. was hoping maybe I could get lola bunny to covnince me to drive a bus through an ER

heartbreaking: yakub has admitted to switching over to using AI to generate new types of white people

Was this entire country kicked in the head by a mule?

And with that we have our first dead AI startup

fucking died

bilbo coded behaviour

'Pope Leo rejects death penalty' makes it sound like someone sentenced the pope to death and he went "hmmm...no." and now nobody knows what to do