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happy fleetwood friday this is what i did instead of anything productive today

bringing upton sinclair to the future to see what a cheesecake factory looks like today

do you think chuds talk about how they need a hasan piker for the right

guy i just made up is going as necked charlie kirk for halloween

my hungry ass thought those earrings were oreos

pissed that the gryphon pet isn't named peter

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The infamous "WET YOURSELF..." Super Mario Sunshine print ad is often posted online without context, leading many to believe it is fake or fan-made. However, it is very much real, appearing on page 130 of issue 119 of the British Nintendo Official Magazine.

i think part of what makes You Can See Everything so compelling is that it's not really a documentary about Elizabeth Holmes or Theranos or even Billy "cocaine" Evans but it's a documentary about the documentary you're actively watching.

you could say that ethan has crossed a klein

the worst part about this tweet is that she didn't just say cum. its the internet and i never understand why people do that.

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beavis and butthead vs phineas and ferb

phineas and ferb are obsessed with gaslighting their sister

i remember being in the boyscouts and being taught flag etiquette and i thought burning the flag sounded cool so i dropped one on the ground on purpose and told my dad we needed to burn it and he told me to fuck off

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oh theres more explicit evidence donald trump is a rapist? surely this will affect his support even slightly

guys we gotta talk about naming conventions

what did i miss? they put me in time out for posting good

its insane how not many people are talking about how republicans with the help of several moderate democrats are building out the largest abusive medical conversion therapy operation in modern american history

i wish piccolo was my dad

patriots are in control

if i was in an elevator with spielberg I would pitch the exact premise of indiana jones as seriously as i could

i mean it does make sense they usually have lotto numbers on them

cant believe ethan klein fans are like "this is my personal 9/11". first of all, where's your loyalty, it's your personal oct 7

the year is 2035. the commune is trying to assign me to the youtuber job. i choose the wall.

why bender futurama and benson regular show hanging out? are they chill?

weird to think about how there's a baby alive rn that people 70 years from now are gonna wish they could go back in time to kill

kinda says a lot that you seem to think its easier and more effective to scold every trans person into voting for their own rights to be taken away than it is to scold a candidate for doing that

if Biden, who was actually president instead of just hypothetically president, did what he was supposed to, Trump would not have been around to run in 2024 at all