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Trivia questions that show the cultural divide between black and white people: "Name the band that put out albums with just their band name followed by roman numerals in the 70s and early 80s" "Name the famous song from the 1980s that has a phone number in the chorus"

The GAP BAND The GOP is putting up slop of the dems singing a song from maybe one of the sex-drippingest, coolest, most amazing bands of all time. We gonna just put Obama in a red codpiece and a high-top and have him sing Candy next?

Philip Glass has spent his entire life trying to find the perfect song and this fucker just... posted it out

Once more saving you from reading (yuck!)

I do think we're at "we can know the results based on election day turnout" territory in a lot of places right now. The ev story seems consistent in a lot of places.

there’s no such thing as “strategic bigotry.” I know this because there is no amount of money you could pay me to become a bigot. the democrats who do this agree to do it because they’re bigots

Okay so I guess I am surprised Lindsey Graham's escorts were underage. Everyone knew he was sleeping with escorts, but I figured they were at least 22+

"We need a homeland for the Jewish people" *A jewish person visits* "Not that kind!"

I think it's time for Vivek Ramaswamy to drop out of the race.

No independent proof exists beyond the entire family saying "yes this happened"

Hey guys we invented an AI tool to tell a doctor how old you are based on a picture. This costs millions of dollars and at no point in any of the funding stages or hours of token spend did anyone ask "wait, don't doctors just... ask that?"

This was a Navy game so I guess I'm half-okay with weird military demonstrations at those, but I do think we need the military out of all other sporting events. What's so weird is this was an airman? Not a sailor? Why is USAF at this thing? All so stupid.

called it baby

This is some incredible Marie Antoinette shit. Inflation through the roof, anyone under 45 cannot retire, and our tax dollars are going to this dumb shit that no one wants or needs. Look how non-potholed that road is. Sure would be fuckin nice around here. Can we use money on that?

Final: Brewers 6 Dodgers 4

Republicans Don’t Know Ball Update: A hockey blogger asked the two Michigan Senate candidates for statements on the Red Wings. Rogers: blah blah Michigan loves the Red Wings El-Sayed: angry rant about how the cheap owners MUST pay Detroit’s young star defenseman octopusthrower.com/what-each-mi...

IDF soldiers are illegally invading American shopping malls to scam old ladies and the mentally disabled with fraudulent spa charges of upwards of $50,000 a pop. I swear, if one more bad thing comes out about the IDF I'm gonna strongly reconsider my support. www.npr.org/2026/10/14/n...

If you ever meet a republican congressperson in person? They're ALL like this. No actual interest in governance and they want people to just give them a pat on the back because "this job is hawd"

She done lost her damn mind.

Other women’s photos on r/transtimelines got me actually excited to transition instead of apprehensive. I posted a lot more there early on for encouragement, but nowadays I’m beyond needing approval. I post there once a year or so to be the same kind of motivator for the next girl. And it works.

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

MAGA brained people will always love this shit, but I think "oh yeah the economy will be fine if the president is constantly having to make little deals everywhere" is really wearing down the average consumer, especially when everything is just so goddamned fucking expensive right now

Okay so if 10/7 was like 16 9-11s, I guess the Israeli response in Gaza was like 32,000 9-11s? That's the math?

Reading right wing media about Cornell over the past few days has educated me as to where conservative thought is on the concept of rape these days: When you are raped, fill out the questionnaire. If you ever do anything that isn't sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey, your rape doesn't count.

Holy fucking shit I sincerely hope Collins spends the rest of her life in prison of course but this is cruel and unusual punishment

For just 6 dollars a gallon, you can help make sure your local yacht owner is able to hire someone to scrape barnacles off his yacht's hull, won't someone please think of the poor yachtowner?

a real funny thing about dennis hastert dying is that it might actually effect the midterms for a bunch of gen-z to find out that the GOP had a literal child molestor as the speaker of the house and actively covered for him for pretty much a decade

First Lady Natalie Harp returns to the White House late last night after traveling all day with the president #TravelWithNatalie (Alex Wroblewski/AFP via Getty)

This is so impossibly embarrassing. While Zohran Mamdani is making ads that show how to win elections (hint hint, talk to the people about issues and be genuine because you are) the political consultant class things we want AI country music jingles. Never. Listen. To. Political. Consultants.

Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.

In a week where we find out Cornell University covered up for 7 students who raped a girl, we have the Trump administration literally slapping their knees over a rape joke

I mean this very seriously: can we see these texts? I want to see just how obvious this is to someone who has very very basic sports knowledge.

the left has gotten sports, in its entirety, in the national divorce this is why bluesky is the official app of sports

Senator Schmitt: It says right here you want the US to lose the War on Terror! You texted your friend "I can't wait to see the Patriots get their ass beat" Normal Person: You mean the day I was the Jets game? And they were playing... the Patriots?

Eric Schmitt: We have evidence you wanted the Soviets to win the Cold War!!!! Don't deny it!!!! It says right here "I really hope the Reds win" Normal person: I'm from Cincinnati? Also, it's 2026?

Schmitt gets obliterated here. He's a senator from Missouri, too, extra embarrassing.

Only 4% undecided in this poll. That's something important I'm seeing. Polls with undecideds in double-digits I think are generally worthless, but I think these low undecideds are getting us to a more accurate guess. And I don't think that meagre 4% is jumping into the bad economy party.

In most of these cases, the parents are monstrous people too. I remember in the Rapist Brock Turner's case, the dad said the light sentence his son received was really harsh for "20 minutes of action"

I've been looking into this because I remember seeing Choosin' Texas at the top of the Spotify top 50 almost 2 months ago and thinking it was strange because it's kind of a nothing song, not a real title track. And today it's only one spot behind Taylor Swift's new music? Yeah, calling BS

YouTube: “Bass teacher hears Rush for the first time” Internet: sure I’ll buy that Random guy: Choosin Texas? Haven’t heard it Internet: this is preposterous

I basically don't want these people to die, I want them in misery - I want them in cold cinder block prisons where they eventually develop and die of untreated sepsis.

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blender has been a little confusing to learn at times but more than anything it’s just so much fun to get the hang of how a system works. can’t imagine how much less fun it would be to tell gen ai to do it. shout out to doing Regular Computer Stuff

is this about being stranded in iceland or life in general