Stellbound: Stellraiser II

Unless I specifically and directly state as much, please assume that when I post I am not asking you for advice

yooooo

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*completely delusional* I think my tits are getting bigger,

A Little Off The Top

Fish Poem

I am working with venture capital investors to fund the development of a beam that makes Cassie Iscariot real. If that doesn’t work I’ll just wander around Ridgewood for half an hour and find three trans women who are exactly like her in every way except the part where she’s a goat

This is so cute…better wishlist it

October 27th: Left (Short Walk) after an extended deliberation

Wow. Maybe the best practical transformation sequence since American Werewolf in London

Okay I’m watching The Cycle due to the many recommendations. I assume you all meant the recent one with my wife Deborah Ann Woll

The temporary tattoos peeled off the other day and I already miss them like they were my children. Stelly needs tattoos 😔

So much piss just came out of Miga while she was sleeping next to me on the couch it felt like a video game physics bug. Like I took you out two hours ago. How did you have a two-liter of the yellow in you. That is now on me. And in my couch. I’m going to scream and cry I’m so frustrated

Btw it’s not a creachy feachy but if you have Prime Video you should watch The First Omen

I wanna watch a creachy feachy tonight but I feel like I’ve seen all the good ones.

perfect, no notes

I went to Catholic school for many many years and all I got was trauma, repression, knowledge of scripture, and this lousy t-shirt

Social palate cleansed: I’m walking home from the store and a lil toddler lady just did the open-close-open-close hand gesture for hello at me, babbled, and then blew me a kiss and shriek-laughed with glee. What a beautiful world

October 26th: Left (Short Walk)

I’m out at a party They’re playing our song I cry on the dance floor Shit, I’ve been made Now they’re all drawing swords Seems the Tong put a hit out They know I’m Codename: Crying Dancer

Not my problem

It’s time to find Stella and Lauren zoomer gfs

It’s really funny looking at porn because every performer now has the equivalent of 3-5 Viletats

Jesus Christ what :(

“Fuck-Ass Bob”: type of bad haircut “fuck Ass Bob”: me telling a friend how I feel about that piece of shit Ass Bob “Fuck ass, Bob”: me directing a porno

This year’s Irish Hallowe’en turnip, and a handful of those of from years past (they don’t always make it, if they rot before dessicating) #Hallowe’en #Samhain