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imagine if he landed on a person

This time with an Israeli flag.

That's a Coors commercial right there.

This was in Folsom, CA at the rodeo. He's fine. He jumped last night and it was perfect.

Awesome, can he jump without a parachute next time?

Why worry?

That tent saved some broken bones

Darn.

Is that WISE??

Something, something about the flag not being permitted to touch the ground.

Good, because I laughed REALLY hard at this.

He is actually super lucky he went into that EZ up.

I'll be honest, I don't know how I feel about this.

Thanks. And thanks for checking before posting. A classy approach. The guy was effectively being slapped at the ground. Very glad he got lucky with the canvas. Even before he got snagged, looks like he was going to hit something or someone.

🙏

Glad he is ok. But the metaphor continues with "didn't learn the first time."

So the metaphor continues.

that means its okay to laugh.

Worried about the physical well being of a degenerate MAGAt? Not a chance.

He is so lucky he landed on that tent.

I was expecting this time be AI. This is insane!

Thank you for this note.

I wasn't

That’s great to hear. But why was he coming in over people? That was a hazardous approach. It looked so ridiculous, I thought it was AI. Sonia’s obviously organized by Trump personnel.

Where when did this happen?

🤣🤣🤣

in the Appendix to the Apocrypha. however he is in the #faceplant Hall of Fame!!!

Don't care

abc7.com/amp/post/vid...

smh, I'm so patriotic I don't even fly a flag.

I know people on CERT at the event (Folsom rodeo). The guy supposedly declined treatment, and will be parachuting in again tonight.

Thanks a lot for telling us that.

I was more worried about me laughing loudly at his accident. I used to be a nice person. Sort of.

How can such a stupid man be allowed to ever jump again?

Why would I be worried about anyone that took a job at the nazi fair?

I was worried about that brand new tent getting smashed

My man, that was my first reaction...👍

KCRA? Sacto!!!!!

who cares about him what about the gazebo? is it doing ok?

Dog the fates cut you a break by giving you that canopy as a crumple zone. If there was pavement there you would be doing an impression of an egg thrown on pavement. I think the universe wants you to call this one off bud.

"doing well aside from a small cut over his lip and that he will be jumping again this Friday" This is a perfect description of American foreign policy - they never learn.

Is the canopy ok?

😳 ... just wanted to ask 👍🏻

they all died

Thank you for clarifying. I don’t enjoy anyone’s physical suffering, no matter what they believe.

well thats upsetting

Worried about what, exactly ?

No, wasn't worried.

Its funny, bro. Grow up and laugh

Now y’all care about people?

There’s something deeply ironic about an AI bro talking about caring for others when the tech you love so much is killing the planet and ruining small towns and cities.

Republicans aren't people worth caring about

I didn't care. I never will care about flag fondlers and their stupidity. Who the fuck uses a parachute like that near trees?

That PFP checks out.

This happened in Sacramento? (I looked up KCRA3)

I wasn’t worried

I am worried how did you know?

Thanks for checking - I laughed at the absurdity and then thought "oh no, I hope he's OK!"

Who’d he vote for?

Looks like he came frightfully close to being a shish-kabob on a tent post.

be pretty cool if he did it again

Thank you for checking

Nothing bruised but his spine.

Sure it wasn’t his ear?

Thank you I was worried - and it makes me feel better about laughing.

maybe better suited to rodeo

Dammit

Dude

That’s amazing, as that looked like it’d hurt!

That’s good news! But when will our beloved USA be jumping again? 💔

I honestly didn't care.

No more Flying Elvis Stunts sanctioned by the 🍊💩👿🤡🧟‍♂️s

Let's hope they take the expensive gazebo's away for the next jump, so they can't be damaged. That way he gets a clear path to the ground

But what about the people in the ground? This imperiled them as well.

Another Trump Dump of stooopid.

Way more than proving the point that anyone who wraps themselves in red, white, and blue is a walking warning sign.

I equate this occurance to a naval vessel running aground ... bad juju.

I thought he hit the brakes when he meant to hit the gas.

Flag weight caught the tree then handbrake turn

God did that shit.

Is that a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's America's reputation around the world!!!

Cool stunt!

Notice insta crowd forms at every accident.

Literally

Hook, line and sinker! Good thing it wasn't just the rodeo animals getting hurt.

Worst possible venue to ask for a doctor in the crowd

laff every time

The Ls America’s taking during this 250th celebration is just so perfect

We almost landed those 250 years... Almost.

it's the gift that keeps on giving innit?

Welp, it certainly did!

Was this brought to us by Trump as well?

Is there a limit of how many times you can watch this? Pretty sure, I’m getting close….

😆😆😆😆

I know he’s okay. This is hysterical.

However it happened, it's still funny!😄

A great big gobsmACME!!!

USA USA! *smacks into ground* 😄

Sometimes the ‘can do’ attitude needs to make way for a more ‘should I do’ attitude

Some folks have minds attuned to phrases that match the TMNT cadence, mine is attuned to Girlfriend in a Coma.

⬇️ Tá na mão, aperta aqui pra baixar!

Hand brake turn on landing - not good..

So much freedom!!!!