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I don't do Tweets. I don't do Skeets. I do do Bleats.

#r4today inteterviewer 'Hi Nigel. Can you let us know exactly how brilliant brexit is'. 🙄

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Too soon?

Pray for the Paedos 🙏

A ballon d'or awards ceremony but for Kebabs.

It's all kicked off up here.....

Tents.

Good morning to literally *everyone* except Benjamin Netanyahu and Ben 'fucking' Fogle.

Watching the inevitable failure of the amol rajan experience is possibly going to rival that time ben 'fucking' fogle failed to sell out 100 tickets at York Library and then faked an illness.

Sounds like their total advertising revenue might be about half a shilling

Note: TikTok - 15% owned by Musk pal Larry Ellison - permanently banned our "Musk" the movie account on the platform. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

Daniel Kitson @ Gala Durham for the Liberal intelligencia lol

Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?

Can't wait for the bit where he shoots himself in the head in a bunker.

With Reform launching their own newspaper, sending it to millions, you can return it to them: Reform UK Freepost RTLT-ZXHY-KSDC 83 Victoria Street London SW1H OHW or Freepost Plus RUHS-YGAJ-TKBL Reform UK Millbank Tower 21-24 Millbank London SW1P 4QP Every item they receive they have to pay for!

Donald. Buy our dirty fash diesel or we publish the pictures.

When considering who will do absolutely ANYTHING to win....just remember that Jerry Hall has had Rupert Murdoch's balls on her chin. #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

reduced to the status of a bum #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

TV show idea : Fogle vs The Lion. Wannabe national treasure Ben 'fucking' Fogle is released into the territory of a Lion and must use his public schoolboy charm, etiquette and social contact network to survive. Completely unarmed and more or less gadget free, can handsome Ben overcome the odds?

'Ben Fogle is a cunt'?

I see 'The Cunt' is still a cunt, then.

Penguins! In The Arctic?

Maybe a plague on humans is just what the planet needs right now?

Heard some gossip from the production staff that on the first morning Ross Kemp was found in his accomadation shouting and accusing his own droppings of trying to murder him. #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

Just caught up with #TheTraitors before tonight's episode.

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Remember when big phil schofield convinced us all that he had a GSOH?

I quite like it when Donald Trumps himself awake. Cute. Like a confused old tattered dog on it's last legs.

It's all very well admitting that it 'is what it is', but where we are going wrong as a society is that not enough people are willing to accept that it most definitely is NOT what it isn't!

I for one, fully endorse a special forces assassination operation if it turns out that they were fly tipping.

💥Ok I see other platforms are blocking this. I met Alex Gibney moons ago at ABCNY (the Association of the Bar for the City of New York). He’s the real deal. Here’s the trailer for Alex Gibney’s documentary about Musk. Let’s Streisand Effect this: www.firstshowing.net/2026/must-se... 👋🎥

Peace and love to you all x open.spotify.com/track/2rptpw...

My shopping got delivered 6 minutes outside of the 1 hr time slot but you don't hear me trying to create an international incident about it! Ffs entitled Yanks 🙄

The Yanks have been accidentally dropping stuff off the side of their ships since forever. Amateurs m8.

Wtf? Lmao tbqhwy. Lol.

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Bluesky / Twitter

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This goodboy must have spotted some REALLY tasty sausages.....

Barbara is fun

Josh Widdecombes got some face like. If i were him I'd head down the nearest Tin Mine with my tiddy oggy and my shame and put a shift in ASAP.

[February 14th, 1981] "Dance Craze", a documentary film about the British 2 Tone music genre, premieres in theaters. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVex...