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A year of work drops tomorrow morning. 😶‍🌫️

We already have flying cars. They're called helicopters. They're really expensive and there are good reasons you have to have a pilot license and work with air traffic control to fly them. Putting jets on a sedan is not going to result in a better vehicle or transportation experience in any way.

I usually don't angry post but,

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In the last 24 hours, Elon added $5,423,645.66. New totals include: $13,131,789.48 vs @jamestalarico.bsky.social $6,308,848.86 vs @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social $5,117,111.82 vs @abdulelsayed.bsky.social $1,991,872.98 vs @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social $1,176,301.42 vs @troyjackson207.bsky.social

waking up every day in 2026 like:

For the most part, driving is super inefficient but at least it's really expensive and also quite dangerous.

serious posting about a joke post, but this sort of thing has been almost entirely driven by car centric development of soulless big box stores

I love that the U.S. government now has ideas so dumb that the fact checks are simply “yeah this isn’t a parody, it’s real”

drop what you’re doing it’s new USCSB video day youtu.be/HmiQFYGc6C4

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

I’ve been feeling nostalgic for the first few months of the pandemic for a long time now. It was quiet, everyone was outside, the cooking and the art people were doing was incredible, there was the briefest moment of cultural togetherness before the anti-mask nonsense started.

It is a core flaw of our growth obsessed economy that creation of new infrastructure outpaces our capacity to maintain the old. Taxing unrealized capital gains is essential step to bringing economy back down to earth.

chat is this sustainable?

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.

Star Trek: Voyager (1995) Season 3, Episode 9: Future's End (2) Aired: 11/13/1996, UPN 00:30:15.594

Please stop overestimating what a democratic Congress can do. The oligarchs are spending money to make you think a Dem Congress can arrest people and hold trials and pass laws without a POTUS signature so that you’ll be disappointed when they don’t do stuff they can’t do. Don’t fall for it.

*rummaging for bread under an overpass* at least my hypothetical 7-year-old will never stare down a knuckleball thrown by a trans girl

Biking instead of driving for groceries changes it from "have to get groceries" to "get to get groceries".

This has been an historic Congress (derogatory)

I’ve ridden to the store for as little as a single pepper. That’s true freedom.

Absolutely slopped out of his mind #deer 🦌

Yes, but have you considered the brave soul who was minorly inconvenienced by a cyclist on a Lime bike, and came on here to tell us all how awful cyclists are. They're all literally worse than Hitler!

everyone who makes "heartwarming" grown-up calvin and hobbes comics should be forced to live on an island together until they renounce their hateful ways

We gotta seize this dude and all of his enabler’s assets after this. He’s done too much damage. It’s not enough for these people to just sail away from this on a big boat. That’s our boat.

Like, McConnell's handlers are engaged in some sort of unholy cross between ventriloquy and abuse of a corpse here, and I can only hope that the people benefitting from all this suffer a similar level of indignity during *their* decline.

It’s a pretty big problem that like 60% of the population straight up has no idea how anything works

Hey drivers: I need you to understand that when you get to an intersection and there's a cyclist crossing in front of you, even if YOU know you see them, there's a good chance THEY don't know you do. Come to a fucking stop till they cross. Stop fucking rolling at them. Fucksake.

Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "

There I said it, I don’t like Trump. That’s why I wrote in Jean-Jacques Rousseau in 2024. Now can I go back to writing a few thousand tweets about the dangers of the woke left without being accused of partisanship?

Las Vegas resort hotel implosions are cool, but have you ever been to a “triumphal arch” destruction festival? Incredible optics and catharsis

It will cost very little to bulldoze every last bit of this nonsense, and the benefits to our national psyche will be incalculable. Every serious candidate needs to be on Team Raze

It’s time to end the Internet and start over.

it's perfectly honorable to be a reply guy if you understand you're a reply guy; the problem is when a reply guy thinks they're a poster

[cop that just spent his entire six hour shift using flock cameras to stalk his ex]: alright frank have a good weekend, stay safe brotha

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Excellent question - you are generating the force field with your attention to safety.

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