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@wtyppod.bsky.social how did you manage to do 3.5 hours on circus trains without even once mentioning Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Graciousness in giving up the title

Hey yeah, and I watched the pilot the night it aired when I was in second grade

you left out the fifth scenario

Fortunately, Dick Durbin is retiring so no one should give a fuck what he thinks about SCOTUS or anything else

I wonder what percentage of the stock market is fueled by robbing old people

THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW

Losing Bin Laden for a decade while going on adventures in Mesopotamia should have locked the GOP out of power for generations

I just want to shake people sometimes why the fuck did you vote for this what the hell is wrong with you

new reaction gif just dropped

Sorry I missed you. I did so deliberately so I could continue eating my hair.

I cannot communicate how shameful and disgusting that is.

"The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday." "Woo-hoo! A four-day weekend!"

Today from the 11th Circuit, a story of a father and daughter ... media.ca11.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub...

I really appreciate how Trump is constantly breaking new ground in ways to humiliate Marco Rubio; it has to be his one redeeming quality

imagine the arrogance it takes to be a marine mammal. you crawl out of the vast dark ocean and onto green sunny land and decide to crawl back in again?

If The Simpsons took place today, their house would be worth four hundred million dollars. Homer's income adjusted for inflation would be one billion dollars per second; the pink car would be so valuable, only the Sultan of Brunei could possess it. Every person in 1987 had this

a "socialism telethon"; hours of Jerry Lewis bringing on various acts, while a phone bank in the background accepts pledges to raise funds to seize the means of production

This article’s first graph should say “in a new attempt to weaken 14th Amendment guarantees recently affirmed by the Supreme Court” but instead it’s mostly stenography until the 18th graph notes it will “invite fresh rounds of litigation.” www.nytimes.com/2026/08/06/u...

I bet if we were really clever, we could use online trolls and canny funding for influencers to convince them to elect a vulgar stupid illiterate corrupt narcissist who destroys everything good in their country.

WIFE: (MFA from RISD) I thought a lot of her points were astute, even if her obvious bias for classics made a poor replacement for film criticism specifically, you know? ME: (just found out only yesterday that flies aren't food) I don't feel good. I can still feel some of them moving inside of me.

Thursday afternoon and once again contemplating the otherworldly beauty of “Bonzo Goes to Bitburg” by the Ramones

What a horribly bad framing. The president can’t get his own party to vote for his own nominee that they confirmed for the next-rung-lower role just last year! That’s not a “threat,” you incompetent people.

The US would have won this war if physical reality was totally different lol

the ideal academic life is being an eccentric Victorian lord. Invent a stamp licking machine at 22. Get elected to the Royal Academy for counting the beetles on your estate. Die in an arsenic explosion. The perfect life.

It’s been a few years. Do people get this yet?

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

HALDEMAN: He's a merry fellow, Tom Bombadil, sir. HAIG: [indecipherable] and his boots are yellow. NIXON: Christ.

This should be a lightbulb moment for Democrats: You are free to run on this platform because Republicans are going to accuse you of it whether you do or not!

Elon is hard at work turning this, Elliot Page, and Achilles into the least funny joke in the history of mankind.

"war sends no messages and doesn't influence anyone else's behavior beyond showing how strong you are" - Clausewitz probably

This is essentially "crime is always going up" but from the left. "You can't tell this young mother whose beautiful teenage girl was raped and murdered (by an immigrant, of course) that crime is going down, you heartless bastard" is just a straight-up refusal to engage with the issues.

we're like 18 months away from the Supreme Court going full Lochner