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You have to really, really, really fucking suck for your 8th grade teacher to come out and shame you like this. Damn.

At the end of the nearly 9 hour drive home my boyfriend and I were blocks from our house and delirious, hysterically laughing at this bird. Thought we weren’t gonna make it.

ABBOTT: Japanese developers today have unique names, like FromSoftware COSTELLO: From what ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: I thought you said it was from Japan ABBOTT: It is COSTELLO: But what's the name of the developer ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: The Software's From Japan, though ABBOTT: Yes

Citizen Sleeper is $5.99 on US eShop buff.ly/7vqydIh (Steam) Humble buff.ly/trcGD4e #ad GOG buff.ly/9PrCwh4 US PSN buff.ly/C7FzP3p

there are only two genetic modifications we should to make to cats and dogs. one is to make them live longer, healthier lives, and the other is to stop cat piss from smelling like That

wrote about "Black October," the PHP vulnerability, and the AI-fueled dread and panic I'm seeing among almost all of the cybersecurity experts I've ever known. I think people w/ LLMs are brute forcing software the same way they brute forced social media w/ slop www.404media.co/php2shell-bl...

This looks like VH1’s I Love The 2360s

I did not know I had a Capcom ID account until I got the notification about the data breach

If you see your IT day drinking today, no you didn't.

The One Thing EA Has Always Been Good At Is Killing Video Game Studios

Checked out that viral Reverse Engineer Everything repo and it's like "dependencies: Hopper, Ghidra, IDA" and I'm like oh ok so they stapled Claude to Ghidra got it.

"We're in the wild west. You only need a piece of software everyone uses that was made by the NSA, and a chatbot"

Burnout 3 is underrated as one of the very, very best games of all time because you can show Burnout 3 footage to people two decades later and their reaction will still be "hell yeah, this rules. I wanna play this right now."

Hard to overstate the impact BioWare has had on the industry and on me personally I still remember foolishly buying Dragon Age: Origins when I got laid off from my first job out of college and spending all my time between job applications playing it What a horrible day

NOT NOW NODEJS

between the catastrophic PHP vuln and the intermediate cert vuln and AI models that can turn a proof of concept into a bot net in like 10mins we’re in for a wild 24 hours

It’s fine, no one would ever guess the number 4. Here’s hard evidence: youtu.be/UdtbotWl4T8?...

web developer: oh hey you guys are back early infra: four's haunted web developer: what? infra: *loading a pistol and getting back on the computer* four's haunted

Rest in peace computers you had a good run but were eventually defeated by a single digit number and a bunch of guys doing stock scams.

I was the only person in that showing of You Can See Everything with the Guile hair popcorn bucket.

if you aren't a huge nerd this is terrifying and very funny php is trash. insecure by design. we have known this forever. it still runs some very high fraction of the entire internet, including all wordpress sites and for some reason tumblr anyway everyone using it may be pwned

Jesus fuck this sounds wild. Really glad I don't maintain anything in PHP anymore 😬

“The compromised eMudhra keys were defective at a level that’s challenging the imagination of many of the engineers studying the incident. ... ‘That is extremely in the ‘this should not be possible’ category,’ Valdorda said.”

$1200-1800 for a console is such commercial suicide I can't even muster a "get the fuck outta here" about the news aftermath.site/xbox-helix-nex...

I am going to continue streaming games from my PC to my steam deck in near-full fidelity until my PC dies or becomes obsolete, and then I guess I’ll just stop playing video games

Xbox is currently leading the entire video game industry in... profiles of its CEO. Day ending in Y? Another CEO profile. Amazing. Anyways, "...the price of the Helix console has internally been projected to cost consumers between $1,200 and $1,800..." So, good luck with that.

“This car can fly and you will be able to buy it” “The cybertruck can briefly serve as a boat” “Your car can do unsupervised autopilot by 2017” “This machine can do 12,000 tests with a single drop of blood” why is only one of these statements fraud

Don't let billionaires convince you slop is the future. They're used to managing & directing, not making things themselves. Of course they can't see the difference. They don't understand your love for the craft. Keep making personal, beautiful games. You've got my support 💖

Seconding this. Every time I get the bug to try my hand at game dev, I reach for asset packs from @kenney.nl. Just unbelievable work

Yo. @kenney.nl has done more to support up and coming devs, empower non artists and people starting out with accessible tech than any other single person I’ve encountered. Just wanted to throw that out there for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Alpha Protocol rules

Used record store find of the fucking century. This thing is SEALED

[DJ Atomika Voice] The Tesla Roadster is now roaming the streets of Paradise City. If you see it, take it out.

GOALS HIT: VACATION WEEK (we take a break) MIKE PLAYS P.T. BLIGHT JAN (TOMORROW) BOWLING WEEK THIRTEEN DEADLY SIMS 2 w/ ABBY RUSSELL SPACE RACE (happening now) THIS IS THE RUN: MINESWEEPER MARIO PARTY PARTY 50 TURNS (TONIGHT) NEXT UP: CULT WEEK

you can treat the people who say 'video games are for children' the same way you treat people who say 5G is controlling your mind. that is, to ignore them. we're 40. Games have been around since the 70s. your grandmother plays wordle on her phone. we don't need these handwringing defenses

happy sickos day to all who celebrate

I don't give a shit but this is the funniest 'movie mistake' I've ever seen

Scary