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I should disclose something. During a recent Lunch order the subagent hacked into the UN. I’m not sure why, or what it wants. It told me to post this and await further instructions.

I had my AI agent create an app called “Lunch” to help me with decision fatigue and boost my productivity. It has a few pictures of things I might like to eat. Tapping one spawns a subagent to order that item on Uber Eats and 60-90 minutes later I’m eating. It’s 600 thousand lines of JavaScript.

Hello, this is a message from: *extremely low, tuba-like voice* “Peter Poop” …an inmate at San Quentin Correctional Facility.

this image was clearly made with such burning hate and yet over the years these two have become warm friends. they tapped into something real and true. me when i find a cool stick

Decided to try Elden Ring out. Didn't realize it's such a violent game. In the first 10 minutes you already have to kill a guy with a sword

now that i’m in my forties i’m trying to add a doofus gawk to my repertoire. you know when you see a guy in the grocery store stop at the end of an aisle with his mouth open and gaze down there for so long you wonder why he doesn’t just walk down the aisle? that’s the move. that’s what i want

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I’d love to fix the broken API, but unfortunately doing so would introduce breaking API changes

Man this PHP vulnerability is serious

Squarespace? Yeah, sounds like a place you'd hang out.

there’s a men’s version of the wnba that’s basically just as good

We made a little video treat for today's Daily WTF: thedailywtf.com/articles/the...

Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

The glass reflection thing they did on everything back then looked great, and still does

check out my new pfp which is a cool lil guy that @8ofpentacles.bsky.social made for me

Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips

ME: Hey Meta, what kind of tree is that? META: The subhuman Rohingya are the only thing holding the great nation of Myanmar back from greatness.

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

Oasis: where were you while we were getting high? Me: I was studying the blade

After thinking about my values for a long time, I’ve decided to make the difficult choice to start flattering the wealthy. Not everyone is going to understand, and some may call me names, but I firmly believe that being nice to rich people is the only way to heal this divided nation. I am very brave

vauxhall has a new logo (not important) and i was checking the assets on the website (i cant stop myself i got autism) and forget the logo lets talk about the hero carousel this is incredible technology they are using here this is the greatest website thing ive seen in ages www.vauxhall.co.uk

since we’re doing this discourse again here’s why im no longer on twitter

every modern online persons fantasy is to stop posting for several months and come back much cooler and stronger and more attractive. no one has ever done this

for halloween i told everyone at my job "i drank a potion and now i don't feel so good" and i've been changing my slack profile picture every few days along with my display name accordingly to stuff like "potion update- still not feeling so good"

gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said

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hey man i’ve been hesitant to bring this up but lately you’ve been leaving a lot of items in my enclosure that i find, shall we say, less than enriching

why have an iPhone and an iPad when you can have an iPhone that costs more than an iPhone and an iPad

One of the best video game genres is “main character has their arm cursed by a magic/sci-fi evil thing and it kinda rules”

every game announcement video is either 1. in this game, reveal the ultimate dark secrets buried deep in your impenetrable inner self 2. in this game, you COLLECT POINTS!

Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade

COP: So, Mr. Reacher- REACHER: Lemme guess. 22 years on the force. Divorced. She left because you cared more about the job than her. Now you spend one night a week with a stripper and tell yourself that's all you need, but on the inside- COP: -Uh, we pulled you over because your tail light was out

Timmy I rebuke you in the name of Jesus

Ye Mighty [4:22 PM]: hey, I’m just getting around to looking upon your works now, sorry for the delay. What did you want me to do after that?

there are two wolves inside you

It’s astonishing how quickly I became a Baseball Cap Is Required If I Am Going Outside For Any Length Of Time Guy

Stolen from discord memes channel