derek 🔒

pipe down moron

being anti-AI is IQist because only morons use it

another radu banger my favorite working director

many of today's would-be assassins are suffering from ADHD and brain fog. they have grand ideas about popping (politician) or (tech CEO) but get impatient and gun down some random guy at the store. it's sad

AI will never replace the delicate artistry and hands on work performed by our community's home invaders

what's the deal with sluts waiting for us spread eagle? is that seriously what we want to see, women acting like birds ?

you can tell when someone opens their eyes too much. the eye looks used up and nasty

if cars were edible your friend might hit you up and say hey man can you pick me up, I ate my car

Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips

Last year I attempted to end my life, driving my car into a lake. as the cold water slowly filled my metal tomb i came up with an idea for an accountability app. now i've received $7m in startup capital and am working with my team for our launch at the end of the month!

after making a noose and hanging it from a ceiling beam i realized i love working with rope. now i make artisanal nooses and travel the country selling them at county fairs. I love my life!

There's nothing wrong with suicidal ideation. Brainstorming is good, you might start off thinking about ending your life and end up with a great idea for a small business

I was locked in the Chamber of Reason with @cupofdrink.bsky.social and @brainedimage.bsky.social where we talked all about St. Louis, and how unfair it is that you can't bring your gun to the free zoo www.patreon.com/chamberofrea...

i miss him so much. there will never be another one

you’re shooting yourself in the head

Hot advil latte 🤤

This how I found out Zelda remake! #videogames #gamingisawesome #soyfacedaily

there is no other world. there are no true revelations to be gained from psychedelic experience. they reveal the opposite: you are organic material and your faulty brains can easily be scrambled into confusion. everything behind the eyes is a dream I would MURDER a machine elf if they were real

the spiritually fried are true nihilists. handwaving your direct involvement in pain and death in the real world by imagining peace in a fantasy realm. reducing life to the subplot of a fuzzy cosmic dream, zonked out under a blanket, partying with c listers, bad music, bad comedy. disgusting freak

Mitch McConnell won’t see your posts but your clinically braindead friends will

reddit voice: Turdcunt did a really good series on this. OsakaBinLaden also covered it on his stream. if you want a deep dive check out Funkohitler's 17 hour documentary, he actually went to the infant graveyard

Come surf the psychosphere with us tonight

new york's new golden age will continue this weekend

Huh yeah why would they do that. Except you already said they're hungry. Moron 🖕

hope you don't mind but i had chatgpt generate some dirty talk for us. Hmm alright it says here you're a little slut

Hop on this task ASAP. This is your number one priority.

I am a Writer. Getting me a job at your biotech firm is your responsibility, not mine. My 'employment history' is not relevant. The task is simple: get me a job.

I actually need a job and I am tired of everyone FAILING me. Attend to this task. Now.

I was very bummed out to learn all the hidden messages in the new boards of canada are zionist

whenever someone is this stupid you just know they're going to win the silent majority of fried, facebook mysterious illness terminal brainfog crystal lovers is going to show up in full force and elect this guy because he got questioned by a smooth faced man in a suit

check out new ep of my podcast with guest jack bensinger it's for students of life patreon.com/chamberofreason

alright but we already learned that doesn't work would have been cooler if he started a militia

Why are you wasting everybody's time? Get to work getting me a job. You're seriously dropping the ball, man. Get your head in the game.