Aaron HM

“They don’t produce science,” says the malignant anti-science eugenicist.

A 21-week break. Remember this when the teachers inevitably strike and summer break is weaponized against them.

Report: Brad Bradford Is Sad Sadford

Now #toronto can ignore Brad Bradford like he ignored his constituents

Okay maybe not everyone is into deep cut Mr. Show references

My personal hell is a beginner improv show that never ends.

The BC Green Party is not to blame for the Conservatives winning. It’s the BC NDP for calling election and their voters who stayed home.

Pit Pat walked so Liberty Biberty could run

To the company running AI generated ads on TV during the World Series (you know who you are!) I will never give your company money. If you’re cutting corners on your ads, I have to assume your product is garbage too.

Matty Yglesias whole value prop is to take right-wing ideas and sell them to liberals and progressives as “reasonable”. He’s literally a climate crisis denier.

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

okay I know what he said sounds ominous but like Musk, Zuckerberg, and Ellison are dorks. Democracy dies in dorkness.

Last I checked I’m the same age as Brad Bradford and somehow that shocks me.

We can’t even get zoom meetings to work without technical difficulties and you want technology to run THE WHOLE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT???

Is it possible for enshittification to be good? Like what if the public pulls a reverse uno card on big companies by making large productive investments easy and tax free, and then slowly raises taxes and royalties to optimally below what it would cost them to pull out?

Just watched You Can See Everything and in case your were wondering yes that includes penis

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

These commercials aimed at 20-somethings to donate blood are like “Give us your blood, gen-z. Low key we’re running out. Maybe you want a baggy blood donating sweater? Time to start blood-maxxing.”

Welp she has my vote.

Anne Hedonia would be good drag name.

Ukraine has shown the world that dead internet theory is something we can solve with the right attitude and the right tools.

Tech bros love the idea that the universe is a giant simulation because it means God is just some cosmic tech bro running a simulation to see what happens when he makes tech bros. Very much making God in their own image.

I don’t know how else to say it but Yankees fans are repulsive

Artificial agents already destroyed the world and it started literally hundreds of years ago. 

David Eby just called a snap election, right on top of local municipal elections. #bcelection2026

My dog’s glaucoma medication is on backorder everywhere but hey at least we’re awash Ozempic.

Got to chauffeur this little dude around town today. Zeus was a very good boy at the vet’s.

One of my side projects is noodling on Star Trek series ideas that will never get made, but are fun to watch in my mind. Maybe one day i will share them with the world. #startrek60

Trek is old now, and it’s one of the few cultural references where the future doesn’t fucking suck. I miss that future.

Our prices are increasing to reflect the value of the new AI integrations we’ve added to our product.

Celebrating the 60th anniversary of a TV show that showed us a moneyless, classless society where humans no longer go to war with each other, poverty has been eliminated, and our culture has moved beyond pointless material acquisition by buying this $500USD Le Creuset Enterprise Dutch Oven.

ITAP of jack pine pinecones. They only open up after a fire.

Commercial: quitting smoking is hard that’s why we created these nicotine pouches to help

I’m all for them honouring military service members at baseball games but there are other heroes we should include. Like how about the guy who cleans the stadium bathrooms?

Not that I expect Goldilocks and the three bears to be scientifically accurate but even before Goldilocks broke in the papa bear would probably have eaten the baby bear and fucked off.

Who red pill people think they are vs. Who red pill people actually are

The only flock camera i support

Heard Ross Douthat was leaving the NYT.

Several years ago my dog when I took a panorama was the original Jimothy

If you’re in a smoke zone, it’s easier to breathe when you mask up. This is what Toronto looks like today.

How is it possible that psychedelics heal trauma by making you one with the universe but whenever anyone who does them goes on a podcast they’re a malignant asshole with unresolved daddy issues?

Spotted the Robin Williams joke about politicians who wear their sponsors like NASCAR drivers irl

Happy anniversary to the peak of American cinema and culture.

Holy smokes Canada 🇨🇦 #worldcup

So many of these tech billionaires are like “we’re trying make humanity reach its full potential” and then you read about what they think that means and it’s to literally turn us into the Borg.

LLMs are MLMs

The Millennial nostalgia of bugs existing

There's clearly rigor mortis on your face. Or wait... is that an *expression*? Are you trying to make an expression with that face?

CNN bumped a geopolitical expert giving analysis on the Iran peace deal to bring live pictures of Caligula’s gladiatorial combat. No wonder people don’t trust the news anymore.

The worst part of the Knicks winning is knowing Michael Rapaport is happy