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Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

Imagine being tasked with telling the bees when you are deadly afraid of them 🐝 🎥 @sihaamspirals on TikTok

Nice to have a citation for the stuff we all sort of assume to be true but question if it's just our own biases making it look that way

Just when you thought he couldn’t possibly get more divorced

I think about this a lot.

This is crazy. Guy down my block died in his apartment and he didn’t have any family or roommates it took a week for anyone to notice he was missing. And when cops and EMS finally got in there they discovered his Funko Pops had been eating his corpse

Oh my god I think I found the video.

alcoholic trying to get sober after a relapse tells Google's "Health Coach" about it. it tells them to drink every hour and messages them to make sure they're drinking as soon as they wake up.

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please don't forget that it should be fun 🎷 🐅

I was also flagged for underpants homer a month ago

This is the message. Any Democrat willing to sacrifice trans folks—especially kids—will sacrifice anything.

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There is not enough discussion of the EEOC's lawsuit against @nytimes.com for discriminating against a white man. Here's a gift link. Let's get into it.🧵 www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/b...

My weiner changes sizes based on how horny I am

lol

Your voice really matters right now. If you would like show your support, join us in requesting that Wizards and Hasbro voluntarily recognize our union by signing our petition at cwa.org/uwotcletter

if you have the flashing flashlight setting for your text alert how about we turn that the fuck off in a dark plane or at least don't point it at people while it keeps going off constantly that would be so cool

I’m fucking crying dude. Asking “pretty please do not introduce a security vulnerability”.

"[...]sometimes it is easier to evoke sympathy for dogs than it is to evoke sympathy for trans folks. Giving money to J.K.Rowling is the same as giving money to eradicate transgender people. I'm sorry, but it's true. Equivocate all you like, but it's as true as the day is long." -Allosaurusfragilis

genuinely shocking

American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up

Harris accused Altman of being the “Goebbels of the Trump administration.” But on Tuesday, Harris said by email: “It was late and I had a few too many martinis so I misspoke when I said Goebbels… I should’ve said Friedrich Flick.”

Severe warned storms to our west will likely move over our two counties over the next 90 minutes. Damaging straight-line winds and tornados remain the biggest threat. Make sure you stay connected to multiple sources for weather information tonight. Radar at 851pm.

she's a workaholic who knows that her name attached to something can get it greenlit so she uses that power to uplift women in film promoting original projects. she is my statuesque botox ozzie queen and I would die for her. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_...

Thank you Francis. I have noticed this as well

I’ve been told this tummy ache on today of all days is sexist and I agree

I want the pink one

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

dogs! only gotten pet portrait requests of cats so far so i made some dog examples :) #art

"the worst person you know is being told 'you're exactly right!' by an LLM"

dj apologizing for playing dido's white flag lol