hammancheez but spooky

Replying to @jamellebouie.net

Lets do absolutely nothing to reward the faith of the voters for the next two years and it’ll all come together like a house of dominos Checkmate

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Excuse me moderator point of order but what the jesus tapdancing titty fucking christ is this shit

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."

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Nepo baby who got into Harvard on a signature and collects roadkill penises and shark heads thinks he’s the living embodiment of white culture

Ken Paxton is paid $100,000,000 by Musk whats your point bud

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump says protesters at his rallies are paid $250 by Soros

Sensenderfer sounds like an extremely high end douchebaggy stereo equipment maker

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If only you had a billboard on which to advertise your work

Screamer Jim@screamerjim.bsky.social

cnbc.comMicrosoft offers voluntary buyouts to 60,000 employees as AI leads to efficiency pushMicrosoft is trying to balance a rapid AI infrastructure build-out with capital efficiency.

Chat is this good

Roses are red My favorite tot is the tater

JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol

She'll Solve All Of Your Troubles With Her Gaping Pussy! The Negotiator

paydayreport.comBrazilian Federal Police Confiscate Flavio Bolsonaro’s PassportHe faces investigation for his ties to paramilitary gangs

Brazil once again patiently holding up a white board as they try to instruct US Democrat leadership

Mike Elk@mikeelk.bsky.social

Flávio Bolsonaro had his passport confiscated by the Brazilian fed police as his brother Eduardo told him to flee to the US. He is tied to paramilitary gangs, is being investigated & lost his legislative immunity when he left the Senate to run for president. paydayreport.com/brazilian-fe...

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Ooooooooo Barracuda

Bring a Trailer@bringatrailer.bsky.social

SEMA-Exhibited, 340-Powered 1970 Plymouth Barracuda–Style 4-Door Sedan

If elon said the boring company had hired dane of the iron hills to do tunneling work these analysts would bump the stock 20% because everyone knows dwarves delve deep and greedily

Horton Wakizashi@extramedium666.bsky.social

Cathie Woods is on one again

The dems need to take notes here If you dont take these people down when you have the power they will come at you and keep coming until one of you is dead

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social

Reuters: US JUSTICE DEPARTMENT CHARGES FORMER FBI DIRECTOR JAMES COMEY WITH TRANSMITTING NATIONAL DEFENSE INFORMATION IN 2016 -COURT DOCUMENT

Idgaf about comey per se this is just one of many examples where they will merrily bankrupt you no matter how many junior doj lawyers get disbarred

A north jersey vietnamese restaurant called phogeddaboudit

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politico.comMamdani is using NYPD gym to host pickup basketball games with friendsThe choice of location has scrambled NYPD training operations, angering a police union and a Republican lawmaker.

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NYPD mad they can’t practice chokeholds and neck stomps

Chris Sommerfeldt@c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social

New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @grahamrayman.bsky.social & Joe Anuta www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

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Organization with six billion dollar annual budget : we can only afford one gym 😔

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Hey brazilsky do u wanna see a bunch of super sad bolsonaro supporters

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Keep going buddy you’re almost there

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"

“Download the trump app to claim your childs trump account” I would sooner gargle sewage

So weird seeing first graders with five nights at freddys backpacks

JD Vance genuinely thinks he could do well at an open mic

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "We're self-confident men in the Trump/Vance administration. The president has been noticing a lot about the physiques of everybody lately"

Nanny ogg is my spirit animal and always has been

Micah@rincewind.run

Discworld QOTD, from Maskerade “Nanny Ogg was basically a law-abiding person when she had no reason to break the law, and therefore had that kind of person’s attitude to law-enforcement officers, which was one of deep and permanent distrust.”

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“Pay no attention to the fascist strongman governments ascending around the world it has nothing to do with us” said the well read well informed scholar of history

flyingrodent@flyingrodent.bsky.social

I think this becomes quite understandable in the context of an international fascist movement that has swept much of the planet in a decade, with horrifying and very extreme consequences for the entire species

who hit enter on the originating prompt charge them

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"But i didn't know it would do that!" if you didn't have full trust in the boundaries and instructions being followed you shouldn't have hit enter

bluesky has eight kinds of users

Whats the problem ingrates just buy the cheaper cuts of meat

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "While oil prices are temporarily high ... the United States oil and gas business is making hundreds of billions of dollars"

Voting for the democrat because look at the fucking republican

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hammancheez but spooky reposted

How bad is every brazil mayor who stopped trains and buses sweating right now

I want to feed this into siri and make her repeat it

Kathryn Tewson@kathryntewson.bsky.social

When your feed is basically the cheap seats

Lula if you’re following me on bluesky which you should, my cordial advice is to go after bolsanaro and his crew with every tool of government Dont make the mistake the usa did Take your boot off the neck of a fascist and they rise again because shit floats up

Oh and that crew 100% includes zuck and musk

He clearly follows me on an alt guys

Rafa Sales Ross@rafiews.com

In his acceptance speech, Lula says he will work to regulate digital platforms in Brazil. “Digital crimes must be dealt with like real-life crimes.” This comes after Meta directly interfered with the Brazilian elections, favouring Flávio Bolsonaro.

Rafa Sales Ross@rafiews.com

Me looking at serbia and brazil

He locked in the 38 yo brazilian anime fan cohort early

Joshua J. Friedman@joshuajfriedman.com

Bluesky elders know that @lulaoficialbluesky.bsky.social was the first head of state on the platform!

I’m not reading all that but good for you or sorry that happened or w/e

Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry.bsky.social

checking in on the president of the united states

He paid his fucking dues I bet this got some last minute votes

okpoke.bsky.social@okpoke.bsky.social

Lula Goes HARD

A cordial congratulations to serbia for showing us how to get shit done

How bad is every brazil mayor who stopped trains and buses sweating right now

The thing history has told us about attemptive coups is you better fucking win if you’re gonna try it

Well cat just got hit by a car and shes not gonna make it so fuck today a whole lot

man if the right wing destroy the election in brazil i don't see that ending peacefully

open.substack.comArchbishop Grob Apologizes for Praying Over Trump, Accuses White House of Manipulating the MomentMilwaukee’s archbishop accused the White House of manipulating a sacred prayer and posting the video without the bishops’ consent. He is the first of the twelve Oval Office bishops to say he is sorry.

Dont pray over trump and there wont be footage bud

Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social

Christopher Hale: Archbishop Jeffrey Grob of Milwaukee apologized on Sunday for praying over President Trump in the Oval Office last week, and he accused the White House of posting video of the prayer without the bishops’ consent

hammancheez but spooky reposted

my only comment on cheesecake riffing is it shows obama's still in 2015 thinking cheesecake zingers is gonna cut it you either go full feral meme or call the guy a war criminal rapist fascist, there's no getting cute anymore

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this is just the business plot for 2026

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Toddlers are feral animals that eject noxious substances from all their holes as both self defense and coercion methods

amy brown 👻@amybrown.xyz

did you know? when under duress, a toddler is capable of producing 3x its body weight in boogers

There are so many examples of rich white men coming in to Black communities and enriching them with chemical plants and gas turbines and refineries where all the profits are reinvested into the commuwait im being told something

Tressie McMillan Cottom@tressiemcphd.bsky.social

Right, so, male influencers are being sent out to tell Black people that resisting data centers is wrong actually because people don't understand how to really measure their water use. It’s an appeal to scientific expertise intended to intimidate Black people.

I heard your polycule was getting complicated so i got u an organiser