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On ne naît pas femme : on le devient

Very glad I’m not on the dating scene and extremely glad I’ve sworn off men.

lol found out this morning I’m getting a divorce lol It’s very amicable and she started the process so that if I wanted to marry Tulah I could.

Nothing makes me happier than the smile on a trans girlie when she posts a selfie.

The Texas dummymander is going to be so hilarious.

When I worked in sports media, I got death, threats, and rape threats, nearly every day. Often they came in batches of dozens at a time. Pat McAfee would not last two seconds in the mentions of a woman working in sports.

Kinda want a baked potato even though I have leftover Beau Jo’s

Pitt is the glue that holds the ACC together, something we’ve often said.

Bought a 3D Bryant Denny for my office lol

An obedience of BYU cougars

ACAB includes whoever is bitching about this.

Writing a query and listening to my girlfriend snore cutely over the phone.

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

Can't remember who I saw post this, but it's kinda cool.

Code, like hips, don't lie.

Just a little fyi: The absence of observed homophobia is not evidence of the absence of transmisogyny.

WTF are those outfits, Texas???!

I stg the wlw are out in force today in Denver.

Got told I looked 30. Estrogen is a helluva drug.

No equivocation

Regent and BYU keep sending me recruiting emails for law school. LOLOLOL

Serviette « terrible » à la française

Trust me, I'm not

That should've been offsetting. Go steelers.

Aaron Rogers can eat my whole ass. Go Steelers.

Women's AFL: What if we got all the hottest women in the country and gave them a ball to fight over 💋

I ate the calories. Please clap.

College football is dumb. I love it.

Don't make me root for Ole Miss lol

Dropping the “waiting for my girlfriend to get off work” in the family chat bomb lol.

Lol@Mormons

Roll Tide

Go cocks!

There are two other Gumps

I know ball, bitches

Roll Tide

Roll Tide

Sitting next to a fellow Gump lol

Why are men? I'm just going to go drink at the college sports bar and not think about it. #RollTide y'all

These CFB games are stu[pid

Please don't block me today. I'm in love, drunk (my gf's schedule is different and I tried to match her), and I'm objectively an idiot.

I had much too many alcohols.

CHICKEN AND WAFFLES are not "breakfast food" fucking Chik-fil-A!!! You bigots.

Eat shit Pitt. <also, beat Miami>

Arsenal dude just casually offside, and VAR can eat my whole ass

Listening to my gf sleep and make cute noises while watching a replay of NZ v India T20.