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Are the sausage races works or shoots?

I've never wanted to beat the shit out of a politician more.

SENATOR: I have these text messages that put you in Saskatchewan watching the Roughriders. The very city that you claim to have never been in. You are under arrest for perjury. You are dead meat. WITNESS: (ruffling papers) actually I was seeing the Ottawa Rough Riders.

Fishlock 1 more year pls

She really is right wing Jenna Maroney

This probably won't get the attention it deserves, which is unfortunate, but among the many unprecedented things that have happened with this administration this is, & i'm trying to avoid hyperbole here but, extremely fucked up

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)

happy birthday work

it's been a week full of jokerfication but lemme talk to you about how many artisan breadmakers and heirloom farmers and cupcake-makers and other all-made-by-hand no-artificial-ingredients vendors at the farmer's market today had signage that was AI slop

ok time to log on to the information superhighway and use my little ape brain to process the individual traumas of 8 billion people at once this will be fine

We Taught Scooby Doo How To Say Craig Biggio; The Results Will Stun You

Weird he can’t bring this kind of energy towards his colleague who is accused of beating up his daughter.

Our two investigations into Madison Square Garden are now unpaywalled and free for anyone to read.

they’re softly playing “i will follow you into the dark” in mitch mcconnell’s hospital room right now 💔

A life well lived is aging like critical response to the Jackass franchise.

Feer Plastics New Haven, IL

A genuine "get fucked" to the entirety of political punditry.

this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me

Hot take - Mato Tipila was more astounding to me than the Grand Canyon.

Goddamn if it happens during the game.

"Hell is other mall cops" - Jean-Paul Blartre

Body falls out of bottom of casket at funeral as horrified mourners scream

Even Shaq Surprised To Learn He’s The New Spokesman For DivaCup https://bit.ly/4ftZis4

the definitive millennial album is the jay-z/linkin park album

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

Please let sharpshooter Drummond kill the Celtics.

It's a crime that at least one of the leads in Heated Rivalry wasn't a hockey-rat-style guy like Trevor Zegras.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid

stick a woman in her third trimester on the basketball court - call that pregaballin

Did that one reddit guy decide to shit his pants at the Hornets game tonight?