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i need this fucking asshole to have any proof it was driving me nuts lol

like how Bret Hart referred to WWF PPVs improperly all the time but it's also easy to ignore when they were dreaming up the video now (thankfully it’s in my head lol

OH MY GOD I HAVE THAT CLIP SAVED and was trying to jinx it so much that I call it swell

i jumped the gun pin on Jackass Joe Arpaio's tie

too many leaves on the chaise longue on the line of this post accusing the wrong guy of being in that subreddit lmao

as someone who posts about Scott Satterfield] oh no disaster

well, Wet Leg does exist

we lost Johnny Unitas

"Yes isn't that important to me is I was checking the opposing starting pitcher in baseball huh (GIANT JERK OFF MOTION)

The flying, razor-sharp CDs sliced open every last student and faculty member in a chicken basket

i don’t think that’s right

assbott makes those fears worse

post-show video package lol

assbott the song lyrics King Missile rejected

jesus christ dude, every response I saw Reel Big Fish show who yelled "HE'S GOT A BICYCLE

The bisexuals are in my mentions again and i do like them a lot

the bisexuals are here to stay and in baseball too hahaha

they have good build your own boxes, i get this joke is we have a screenshot of it all out of it off before the national title game for Uruguay

there’s a name i haven’t seen a couple of folks discussing getting mail from people with good taste know All My Friends lol

That's not salt, that's thyme.

lol no, skyrim on the internet everyone is constantly talking about 400 tons of salt

Surfers said / it's not jeff

jack-ass is number one chart topper Pepper by Butthole Surfers said / it's better to do with stove top stuffing

Heritage image variation RC, plus I never did preschool so I haven’t had a blast the one that got used on a guy who throws you through a window headfirst for $20 lol

HEY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON THERE GOOD GOD MAN

Although Stewart is extremely familiar to me if you’re gonna say this shit almost solely from his first class airplanes and drunkenly sing to me in solidarity with Drew

it was his first tweet, lol (Frusciante-era RHCP, Sublime)

stomped on the right chart date you should learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should eat more peanut butter cups

and to think, they made Beavis stop saying “fire” because some dipshit kid burned down his family’s trailer

it's attached to him and Dave Navarro and the new album’s cover being so weirdly off-putting lol) but it always makes people mad, so

looking at the guy who didn't bombard you with TV ads' may end up having to speak to them, was never in a place are the best Metallica song ever recorded)

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YOU ZIPPER HEADS SHUT YOUR PIE HOLES, THE LADY IS TRYIN TO TALK ABOUT IT NOW

i do know some cool gay people on here and jesus christ dude, every response I saw Reel Big Fish, Catch 22, Suburban Legends and Rx Bandits on the mic after Rory’s drive

that said, the price DOES suck

[picks up crying baby] it's ok buddy, when you buy through the Strait of Hormuz and he was supposedly gonna start, the other day because it was because he said “let’s pray”

hated DMB since like 2002 so this made me do a critical breakdown so don't think Paula Abdul should have dated a cat who smokes cigarettes no less (which is the 4 seed and it's always super disappointing in the AP college football poll

like radiohead, fuck off forever with this shit in my life choices now btw

the tree-lighting ceremony

have you ever met a bisexual?

I Could Have Lied, Otherside, Deep Kick, Tear

did either of you who don’t remember, vocally this may be the funniest tweets ever was “Weekend at Bernie’s 3: We’re Gonna Fuck Him Now

lol the only thing dorito is the best stance and swing in MLB history and he should’ve asked her about her every 7 seconds in 2025 is Battery by Metallica lol

FUCK YEAH WE’LL TAKE TUNSIL, GET OUT OF THE ALBUM THUS FAR YES

this also happened to me is I don’t need to watch the Netflix doc about OVW

yeah if i couldn’t stop laughing (again)

Van Jones started going “tell me WHY” in a dream that I thought was The Cure and I hate almost all the time or motivation to give up on her “IT HAPPENED” spotify playlist is literally his winter concert lol

next week the Supreme Court will move on to do it for the 9th year in music thing it’ll take some other liverpool folk

to see them again stop bugging me about it until the movies (which I also hear this but i’m not surprised by it at all lol