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SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid

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Me, when my wife travels for work for a week and leaves me with the children for three/four days OUTER MONOLOGUE: we all miss you very much l INNER MONOLOGUE: pizza for a week?

I feel like Twitter-era me would have eaten something very stupid like a waffle chicken pizza sandwich or the world’s largest solo order of Chinese food, and Bluesky-era me is about to eat something very stupid like whatever food we have in the fridge potentially on two end pieces of bread.