Tony Morris

Okay so the #Cavs are unbelievable, right? #LetEmKnow

Went to Home Depot today to get some spray foam, and I noticed their penny rounding strategy was “always up to the nearest 5c,” so $.01-$0.4 goes to $.05, and $.06-$.09 goes to $.10. This feels… evil? Definitely one of my examples of “capitalism is bad”

Can we please stop trying to make a sexy Santa

Is there a lazier version of commentating than "you know, they're doing a great job possessing the ball" when talking about the OU-Mizzou game, where Mizzou, the team possessing the ball, is down by two scores.

I’m a lifelong Browns fan and even I’m amazed at how we continue to lose in special ways

Nothing wakes you up at 4am like the sound of a dog vomiting

The commercial guy has an assistant at the Ohio State game. This seems superfluous

Presented without context

Equalizer is just Home Alone for grown ups

No one will ever ask me about creating and publishing pages on SharePoint, @microsoft.com

Me, three days ago: “8 of the 10 people that went out to dinner a week ago got norovirus. How my wife and I didn’t get it, I’ll never know” Today: you’ll never believe this

“No one will ever give you credit for anything, so take it for yourself” is my personal pep talk to all my friends

Big moment in parenting when the 5yo picks Earthbound to play Unfortunately he can’t read very well, so I’m his transcription service

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

This is my kinda content

Does everyone realize that airplane bathrooms are “gender neutral” America is not okay

Does bet365 intentionally look like Subway

One of my favorite things is pulling apart homemade nachos and just hunting for that perfect pull

How is it possible that the Max app on my NVIDIA Shield is the ONLY APP that cannot remember my credentials… ever? And it doesn’t realize this until it’s time to play something. Truly an unbelievable failure of authentication flows. I’m all for security, but this is shockingly bad.

This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen in college football

Omg how brown is Saban’s hair

Did CBS just leave the Denver/KC game because it was too boring lol

I’m watching NBC’s NYE coverage and it’s just ChiveTV right?

That Capital One commercial with John Travolta as Santa-Who-Definitely-Fucks is really bothering me

I didn’t know Raiola had that kinda dawg in him

Uncle Frank in the Home Alone universe is the fucking worst

Carson Beck really wanted to throw an INT

Here’s a crazy opinion. An assistant coach getting an unsportsmanlike should not be an equivalent penalty to a player getting one.

Is Charles Woodson an elf?

Prepping for The Game #GoBucks

I don’t know which marketing person at my vision insurance thought sending a Black Friday email was a good idea, but I think they need to reevaluate their priorities

@chbaran.bsky.social well well well

OMG I just saw the commercial with Duracell Tebow

Another week, another win. #GoBucks

Is it still #doomscrolling if most of the content is positive on here? Is there another term we can use? I vote for #bluescrolling

Georges Niang is how I internally visualize my body.

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Folding the 23yo’s clothes from the dryer because she forgot and I have a load in the washer… How the hell is it possible that every article of clothing in there was inside out?! Is this a conspiracy?

I’ve got a slight cold (sinus pressure, congestion, etc.), so naturally I’m sitting on my couch eating ice cream for lunch.

@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social Apparently white New Zealanders tried to make changes to an indigenous treaties bill and they FOUND THE FUCK OUT