JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular

This is like scratching the part of your brain that you can’t reach

I got $20 that says he’s still mad about Johnny Knoxville making fun of his album to his face but he knows not to get into with him so he went after college kids instead

I fucking love Halloween online

This rather anodyne post somehow is a tremendous honeypot for people that I am glad to send to the Phantom Zone

This dude isn’t even the bad guy in a Savage Steve Holland movie. He’s the bad guy’s little weasel friend

Look, I'm tremendously team "shoot your shot" but dude . . .

Rat's ass is what his hands smell like, because he doesn't wash them after he poops

I know a lot of folks are thinking "vere do you keep ze nuclear wessels?" but he'll actually first and foremast be Alfred Bester from B5 to me RIP

My only note is that it needed a line from Charlie the Unicorn in it

After Careful Thought, Teen Applies To College Where Family Donated Building https://theonion.com/after-careful-thought-teen-applies-to-college-where-fa-1819577078/

Honestly, leading with "I, a former high powered CEO who's entire salary was supposed to be justified in my ability to make important decisions was absolutely frozen at the concept of coming up with 3 facts about my daughter" explains a lot about what happened at Yahoo

“I’m p-p-poor” RIP - what a loss but what joy he has brought to people

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

If you ever worried about being a joyless bitch, just know that on TikTok there are a ton of people whining that the Loins weren't flagged for taunting

Maybe the best use of this audio ever

If folks want this place to be like leftist Twitter, I guess it's good to see that bullshit blue check brain has fully made its way over here

Not even hitting the beers.

Couldn’t even get Elmer Fudd an Apple crate to stand on. Sad!

Austin has an in-N-Out now if she wants her only shot at a double double ever

Ended up having to do ropes and zip lines which was a blast but was not birthday beers

Spencer going to teach y’all the essence of being mean to people is in the fucking context if it kills him

Got my hour peloton ride in before the big’s birthday party. Those beers gonna hit my hand like Mjolnir

Little something for everybody here

a green new deal president and they redecorate the white house like rainforest cafe

If Trump can survive the Puerto Rico comments, I think we’ll wiggle our way through Obama making fun of Cheesecake Factory

good morning @jacketdan.bsky.social

It’s been a long time since I’ve watched a GT team that’s this lifeless

Feels like half the damn team is in sweats

Have we checked Godsey for CTE?

I know this is so old man coded but the PA system is far too loud and it actually makes it less effective

It’s a normal score Bront

13-12 at halftime Just vile

Soak it in everyone

Does George Godsey know it’s legal to run the ball outside the tackles?

Hey PA team, I would like to hear the fucking band occasionally This is fucking Collins’esque

The punter has the yips because why not

Once again I kind of want to grade on a curve due to the OL, but I am pretty sure Goose is bad at this whole OC thing