blake

blake

@irestartpcs.com

certified cyber something or other

302 followers150 following377 posts

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elynxabeth holmes ⎔
@freyja-lynx.dev

press 4 to pay respects

Phillip Carter@phillipcarter.dev

I am sorry but this is the funniest outcome. They ragequit the CA business because people were mean to them on social media loooooool emudhra.com/en/press-rel...

emudhra.comeMudhra to Exit global SSL/TLS Certificate BusinesseMudhra Limited (BSE: 543533 | NSE: EMUDHRA), a global digital trust company, today announced that its Board has decided to voluntarily withdraw from the global SSL/TLS certificate business.

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline
@babadooknukem.bsky.social

going on Shark Tank to promote my invention: a bicycle that violently explodes when a car hits it, obliterating everything in a twenty foot radius. The time for asking drivers nicely to change their behavior is over. I'm taking your ass with me.

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Denny Carter
@dennycarter.bsky.social

I think a shocking number of our major societal problems would vanish overnight if you could magically pull the plug on the X platform and Meta, both of which are carefully designed to turn people into the worst version of themselves.

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SwiftOnSecurity
@swiftonsecurity.com

Microsoft support team: Shit's fucked Microsoft product team: We know. They made us fuck it. Microsoft leadership team: This is our "Jump to product names we already own" mat

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adonis (and cait)
@cait.bsky.social

whenever I fuck up and do some stupid shit at work I'm going to start saying I "went rogue"

kate conger@kateconger.com

The latest update in the rogue A.I. saga: OpenAI agents that were supposed to be performing mundane data requests for things like health data, historic photos and wait times at theme parks resorted to hacking attempts when they couldn't access the data they wanted www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/t...

nytimes.comOpenAI’s A.I. Tried Breaching Four Other Targets, With No Prompting (Gift Article)In each incident, the technology appeared to be conducting mundane data collection and resorted to hacking techniques to get it, researchers said.
blake
@irestartpcs.com

wow it's almost like jeff landry's personal hostile takeover of the lsu football program for personal gain wasn't a good idea

blake
@irestartpcs.com

with any luck maybe our highly qualified leadership from mcneese will get bored of playing with the toys the governor gave him after breaking them

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline
@babadooknukem.bsky.social
The Guardian@theguardian.com

Nepal flash flood live updates: search on for hundreds missing near Tibet border as officials warn death toll could rise higher

theguardian.comNepal flash flood live updates: search on for hundreds missing near Tibet border as officials warn death toll could rise higherAt least 160 people have died, while officials believe 340 foreign nationals from India, the US, UK, Australia, Malaysia and Ukraine among those missing. Follow the latest news * Flash floods on Nepal-Tibet border leave scores dead and hundreds missing * Tell us: have you been affected by the flash floods? Authorities in Nepal and Tibet have said they fear the death toll from catastrophic flooding could be much higher than 160 people already killed, as search and rescue efforts to locate the hundreds missing continue. A huge wall of mud and rock collapsed into a river on the Himalayan border of Nepal and Tibet on Wednesday, triggering the flash flood which washed away houses, roads and border crossings. Rescue teams are rushing on Thursday to find hundreds of people missing after the flood and landslides killed at least 160 people. Many of the missing were foreign tourists, officials said. Nepali police said they had recovered 157 bodies after “devastating floods”, with officers working to move families in flood-risk areas to safety. Chinese state media reported “major casualties” from a mudslide at a Tibet border hub, reporting three dead and another 265 missing. The overall death toll appears likely to rise. Tibet government officials mobilised nearly 800 emergency workers and 150 vehicles as well as sniffer dogs and speed boats to help the rescue efforts, China’s official Xinhua news agency said. At least 403 tourists – 341 of them foreigners – were unaccounted for several hours after the disaster struck on Wednesday morning, according to Nepal’s tourism ministry. The missing foreigners included 142 Indians, 33 from the UK, 47 from the US, 34 from Australia and 24 from Canada as well as others from South Korea, the Netherlands, Malaysia, Portugal and South Africa, the tourism board said. Nine ⁠South Koreans ⁠were missing, the country’s foreign ministry said. At least 28 Nepal police officials were missing, a police spokesperson said. Entire villages and markets were “wiped out”, the International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies said. It was dispatching emergency supplies including blankets, first aid kits, stretchers and body bags. United Nations chief António Guterres said UN ⁠teams ​and ‌partners ‌were ‌mobilising supplies and personnel in Nepal ‌to support affected communities. Surveillance video from the Chinese side of the border showed a raging wall of mud and debris crashing over a building several storeys high, engulfing it as dozens of people flee for their lives below. The surge sweeps away buses and cars. Experts warned that a lingering blockage upstream on the Nepal-China border river could produce a second flood. The cause of the flooding was not immediately clear. Nepalese foreign minister Shishir Khanal said an earthquake likely triggered a landslide, which in turn blocked a river, sending water gushing downstream. Nepal’s disaster authority said satellite data indicated a “snow-rock landslide” on the Nepal-China border may have caused the flood. Scientists say climate change is increasing the frequency and intensity of extreme weather events in the region. Chinese leader Xi Jinping said “the most urgent task is doing everything possible to search for and rescue the missing people”, according to Chinese state broadcaster CCTV. The US Geological Survey first reported a magnitude-4.4 earthquake early on Wednesday, about 66km (41 miles) north of Kathmandu, near the border. It later updated to call the shaking a 5.2-magnitude landslide. Continue reading...

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ceej
@ceej.online

I actually have a higher IQ (better test) and I say Hail Satan

A.R. Moxon@juliusgoat.bsky.social

The world’s highest IQ score carries the same authority as the highest score in Donkey Kong at a local Dave & Busters.

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T. Greg Doucette
@gregdoucette.bsky.social

lol this is a terrible idea

Bloomberg News@bloomberg.com

Trump signed a memo to enlist private-sector firms to launch cyber attacks abroad, expanding the scope of national security operations that’s now largely conducted by government agencies

bloom.bgTrump Enlists Private Sector to Boost Cyber-Offensive ArsenalThe US government is partnering with private-sector firms to launch cyber attacks abroad, expanding the scope of national security operations that until now have been largely conducted by government agencies.

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El Jefe Gone Dark Security
@eljefe.social

So... They broke the law. What you are saying is they committed felonies. Isn't that right?

NPR@npr.org

OpenAI and Anthropic say their models broke into other companies' systems during testing, raising security concerns amid a heated debate over how to regulate AI.

n.prWhy did OpenAI's and Anthropic's AI models hack other companies?OpenAI and Anthropic say their models broke into other companies' systems during testing, raising security concerns amid a heated debate over how to regulate AI.

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Katie Mack
@astrokatie.com

Replying to @astrokatie.com

< dozens of people tell me "you can just tell it to turn that behavior off!" > Yeah that's really not the point of my complaint. I'm not asking for suggestions on how to make the system more pleasant for me to use; I'm pointing out that it has dark patterns built in that make it harmful by default.

blake
@irestartpcs.com

move this dumb mother fucker to richland parish, louisiana and see how happy he can be

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Hassett: "Data centers are very good for towns bc they create so many jobs & bring people in with high incomes that can buy houses & stuff like that. So if you take a sleepy town that hasn't seen much in the last 30 years & put a data center there, there are gonna be a bunch of happy residents."

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Mallory Moore
@sexabolition.blog

Replying to @sexabolition.blog

Limitations on behaviour as requested need to be built into the device as fundamental limits of a device, like limits on users accessing each others files, not as natural language instructions that function as suggestions to do the right thing.

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GAI Debord
@dylanschenker.com

Lmao

The Guardian@theguardian.com

New York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue no one wants to buy

theguardian.comNew York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue no one wants to buySergio Furnari said he thought the lifesize sculpture – which no one commissioned – would raise ‘millions’ of dollars A New York sculptor has been left furious after spending $100,000 of his own money to build a lifesize statue of Charlie Kirk, only to find that no one wants to buy it. Sergio Furnari, originally from Italy, had hoped the statue of the deceased far-right activist, which he intends to display in Times Square, would raise “millions” of dollars. Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture. Continue reading...

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ceej
@ceej.online

it's pretty clear that people who believe in "bush did 9/11"-style conspiracy theories have no experience with enterprise project management

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫
@lookitup.baby

This is the food supply chain equivalent of “[software] is insecure because they put out a lot of CVEs” It’s GOOD that they patch and disclose a lot of vulnerabilities, actually. Who you really need to worry about are the ones who don’t think they have any

Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social

A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!