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Nobody wants it ... It must be an accurate likeness.

Looks like a huge piece of shit. Bad statue also

Maybe his trad wife Erikkka will buy it. Gold plate it and give it to Trump. That's the only way he'll take it. It must be gold and free. 😁😂🤣

Failure to read the room has consequences

His supporters have moved on to the next grifter. The performative outrage is over.

Why not do a Joe McCarthy statue next? Public urinals need art, too.

Hahahahaha

No neck hole? Its not an accurate sculpt then.

The martyrdom evaporated overnight once they caught the killer and he was one of their own.

Classic example of, what was he thinking? Charlie who?

Well of course no one wants to buy it. It’s not covered in bird shit. But even if it was, it still would be absolutely worthless.

I know a provocative way to make it a fountain, though.

lol I do love when grifters have to realize the hard way that the far right treat real people's lives like a fad

Does it shoot red dyed corn syrup out the side of the neck every day at 12:23pm while playing Dixie speakers?

He's counting his own labor in the $100,000 Like , I don't know what bronze costs, I'm sure it's expensive like everything else, but this dude is not out $100,000 unless he was turning down real commissions to do it.

>Did it without a commission Like while good no one asked for a statue of someone that racist, not the days of spamming out confederate leader statues, but like why would you do that?

Maybe some ketchup coming out the neck and shit coming of its mouth would make it more realistic.

Even Charlie Kirk would have hated it Not because it's bad art, but because he was a miserable prick that hated everything

But at least he went for the same clueless expression.

As an eccentric billionaire, I’m in a position to buy such a statue at a high price, but won’t even consider it without 5 identical statues to place in my atrium. Please give this info to the sculptor.

Has he tried Texas?

Looks like he really needs to see a dentist but instead he has to keep standing here for this stupid thing.

He spent $100k on materials and labor combined. But as far as I can tell he made it himself. So how much of that figure is his own labor? If you don't have a buyer lined up, it's a hobby project.

The face is too big.

Like Charlie, incapable of ducking when necessary. Kirk died as a necessary sacrifice, as he acknowledged, to our wonderful 2d amendment.

And have a hole drilled in the neck.

It looks less like Kirk and more like Henry of Skalitz.

Is it a human size PEZ dispenser?

Tough out there for a grifter.

I think generally you need to reach out to Harley Crow *before* starting the commission.

someone else suggested making it a fountain..........

It's like the whole thing after his death was performative. Huh. Weird.

That's not how he looked last time I saw him. Something is missing

Because it's inaccurate. The face is too large.

Perhaps it would be more marketable if a fountain came out of its neck.

He already made one

is the punishment that he has to sleep in the same room with this thing

Even after death I still think “wait, who?”

Hilarious that he claims to have done it in part for poor, dear Erikkka. However will she make ends meet now lol.

Absolutely

Maybe they can attach a small pipe to it and turn it into a fountain.

Turns out that living on Xitter is not like living in the real world.

Jokes on you. We all knew Trump doesn't pay for anything.

maybe because it looks like shit?

Can someone please explain to me why, or more HOW, this cost $100.00 to make?

It's been ages since I watched...was there a Captain Fell Asleep On Tanning Bed?

Furnari's downfall lay in ignoring point two of the right-wing grifter playbook: 1. Peddle delusions 2. Produce nothing 3. Profit

I love this for him.

Rookie mistake, he needed to kick a few points to don before commencing work.

What's the spot price is bronze?

Not all news is bad news

I bet he would have sold it if it had a hole in his neck, im just saying...

Reminding myself to not build statues on spec

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Alt text so accurate! (Sincere)

You misspelled “thirty”.

Fried grits.

Oh, I needed that morning laugh. Thanks for that.

if he was grabbing his neck and making an ow face, it would probably sell

Looks more like Henry from Kingdom Come Deliverance.

I did the same (well maybe only £100) on a painting of Trump and Putin. No one wants a cute picture anymore.

All this story needs is someone blasting it in the neck with like a paintball gun or something.

Bwahahahahahahaha!

First off no way that shit costed 100k to make. It's fucking metal casting for mass production.

Someone buy it and put it up so I can put a statue of Tyler Robinson up on a nearby roof

Lol. Lmao, even.

"No One wants to Buy It"

It's missing some hole

"That's a bold move Cotton..."

I'll buy it for $1, then use a drill and some plastic tubing to make it into a fountain. It would be a great conversation piece

golden shower patina

🤣🤣🤣 More fool him.

What a dope

I'm all for having nice public facilities, but $100,000 for a single toilet seems really excessive.

We are Charlie Kirk ❤️

Not defending this guy, but I think it's a reasonable bet that some rich asshole would spend a lot of money to symbolically support a far right cause.

sucks to suck

😆🤮

The eyes are too far apart.

… to get laid

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Like he said "People are cheap, man"

And they were actually good.

🙄He wishes

I'm honestly a little surprised not a single one of these assholes is prepared to make a grand gesture. Like, even if they're cheap they could start a crowd fund and look like they care. But I guess he didn't finish it during the hype cycle.

Lol

Haha, what an idiot. No one fell for his scam. Not even MAGA morons.

The left profile shot gives the eerie impression that the lower jaw is hinged like a ventriloquist's dummy's.

There’s a Madame quality the mouth and chin.

Rumor has it that Bari Weiss has offered Furnari a chance to put this work on display in the lobby of CBS News.

The 🍊🤡 better not install it at the White House.

Well written. Thank you.

not life-like, head’s too small…

La statue fait vraiment peur.

Seriously. I have noticed this historical revisionism as well and it must stop! This statue is a piece of that as well.

I could have told Sergio that before he started!

I like how the photos make it look like he’s in a genpop jail cell.

I know. People don't value truly life-like art any more.

I think it looks like he did shart and he’s trying to think really hard about what to do about it

"If I clench, I can make the next rest stop". No shame bro. We've all been there!

Explosively

About as popular as this one.

It’s easy to attract attention online with inflammatory remarks, but in real life, not many people are willing to waste their hard earned money on a figure who does nothing but incite hatred.

i think they captured the wrong moment that everyone commemorates, maybe thats why nobody wants it

Getting shot in the neck was the most memorable thing he was involved with, and people have already forgotten about that.

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