Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢

If I ever do manage to meet my alternate timeline self, I hope she's super evil/ shallow/ otherwise awful, because I will 100% be mugging her, taking her place, and abandoning her to this hellscape, and I don't want to feel bad about it.

Good ad. It focuses on an actual significant issue that impacts Iowans' lives, instead of catering to a made-up problem by targeting a vulnerable population for scapegoating.

"Symbiosis" 💜 Watercolor on paper ~ one of my favorite paintings I've ever made.

Innocent, unperverted political comment: My broken brain: Heh heh heh... There's a peach joke in there somewhere. (I'm too embarrassed to even comment on the Unperverted Comment. But I know my weirdos get it.)

throwback to the best projection pumpkin I've ever done (my first. beginner's luck ig), seymour and audrey II

✅ Venn archive 🧩 Perfect game—solved it in one attempt! 🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵🟣🟤 www.vennpuzzle.com/z/color-by-n...

There are four kinds of bluesky user:

Why are we 90% Naughty Wilbur?

Oh lort Yeah. Yeah, that's the vibe.

Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who spared a thought for my country today, who amplified information about the coup d’état attempt, and worried about Brazil’s democratic future—the world’s democratic future. We won! Women won! The Amazon won! Young people won! Democracy won! Hope won!

Me and the regular group who like my posts:

Lol

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

Going to be very interesting to see how @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social does relative to other Iowa Dems. He keeps reminding voters he's just GOP lite, but still that 100% anti-trans flavor! Who the fuck is this supposed to appeal to?

Today is my birthday and I'd love if people would share my artwork 🥰🖤

It's just such a gross intersection of the "rape victims should get over it and not upset the lives of predators/enablers", "kids are liars", and "how dare the kids not pick up the phone when their estranged parents call?"

Ok, but look, would it be that bad if I didn't? Playing in traffic doesn't seem worse than whatever this crap is.

No, it's not from my camera roll but i really like this boat.

[Oouija board starts shaking and screeching] Hold on I gotta take this

Nice work, @bohannaniowa.bsky.social It's not hard to refuse to side with the bullies.

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Starting a crowd fund to hire this guy to write a theme song for bluesky, who's in?

I denounce people who put raisins in potato salad.

To anyone on UA 1967 wondering if the passenger in the far back made their connection despite the delay? They did.

Probably not alone, ya sad dinks.

I wonder if people who had their appearances Mar-a-Lagoed, presumably at significant cost and discomfort, only to be dropped by Trump, experience something like the sense of "what was it even for" that a whole lot of the work-hard-study grad school types are experiencing under this kakistocracy?

More of this, Dems!

We're going to have the MAGA version of the student loan crisis, where people take out loans to get the cosmetic alterations to fit a job... and then discover there is no job.

Weeeelllll THAT was creepy! Modern romance: -Watch The Shape of Water -Watch Wicker -Sign up for class on underwater basket weaving to maximize chances

Shallow Grave for Tax Purposes

If I won the lottery, there would be signs.... *opens spooky/ cozy Night Library* *with comfy chairs, a fireplace, and cocoa/ tea* *hires night people to gently wake the snoozers at close* I worked a late shift (12 or 1 am) and that last was indeed part of the job. 4 floors of snoozers. 😄

OMG. This is wonderful! And the joy is infectious! #SpreadLove

There it is. Or for not pushing the bus forward while you're under the wheels.

I’ve been following the pumpkin market since early October, and, if these trends continue, I think we’re going to be teaching with a pumpkin in every classroom by June of next year!

Someone unironically posted this with no alt text.

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Very smart answer.