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This is fantastic

I absolutely hate ASMR its so annoying, this rocked!

Ty for this ❤️

You underestimate my ASMR brain as this still gave me tingles hahahah

This was so relaxing

I'm dying. XDDDDDDDDDDDD

the phone ringing got me, omg, also noticing the bagpipes. masterpiece

Thanks, I hate it, but also laughed my ass off at the bagpipes

I thought it'd be an asmr with unpleasant sounds but it's just a bunch of sound effects, that was disappointing..

What does it say about me that I didn’t even notice the bagpipes until I read the comments and also I didn’t know those were fart noises? I thought it was insects buzzing.

This is horrific. Watched it like five times.

This made my coworker and I laugh so hard we cried. My nose is running.

That's incredible 🤣🤣🤣🤣

the megaman sprite comic wobbly about took me out

Dying. I am dead. This is so fucking good

This feels like an Ed Edd and Eddy bit

I love this so much more than the original.

I could watch so many of these

I found it and posted it somewhere in my feed last night.

They were just trying to make an ASMR video, but they live right next to the local marching band's practice field.

This is a masterpiece

I can’t express how much I hate this. It’s brilliant. Congratulations.

the deafening crash when they tap the stamp thingy made me lol

The bagpipes 😂

This is awful... I love it.

So, this is more of an MRSA video?

This is a million times more soothing than those torturous ASMR videos

Pro-adhd 😌

Dead serious. Thanks <3

threat*

I still don't understand what asmr is, but I like whatever this is.

MASTERPIECE

infinitely better than any of those nasty asmr videos

I honestly prefer the videos this way 😭

🐦🐦💥💥💥

needs more crying baby

@sarahstrawbeary.bsky.social

GOD THIS IS SO VILE I FUCKING LOVE IT HOLY FUCKING SHIT MVCAKSCMKAMCKA

The "Heart of Oak" on bagpipes in the background really set the mood for when the phone ringing broke me into a gigglefit.

LOL the bagpipes in the background good god

F*ck yeah.

ASMR by Ed Edd & Eddy, damn

The explosions at 0:39 😂

nobody screams better than those half life 1 scientists

This murdered me omg

ABSOLUTELY!

Hey just wanted to let you know this made me cackle with delight this morning and you deserve a baked treat of some kind.

Thanks, I hate it.

ASMR videos give me the nails-on-chalkboard sensation. This is genuinely way more soothing, lol.

i have watched this so many times and the three gunshots crack me up every single time

It's the bagpipes in the background through the wholething that really sells it

Oh I should not have hazily played this at 6:40am on wake up

I love this so much

quite disphonic, I approve

Listening to this with Aphex Twin going on is certainly an experience

Absolutely awful, thank you very much.

The telebrush tells us everything we need to know. Most honest ASMR we’ve ever heard.

same lol

After rediscovering the incense one on my computer, I tried jammin' a couple fresh ones out tonight and they're easy enough to put together that I probably will.

The phone ringing as she brushed the edge of the glass was my favorite part, thank you.

0:39 is comedy gold! I loved it.

disgusting, vile, unhinged, 10/10 would watch again

This makes me want to see a video that's structured like an ASMR/"satisfying" video, but with intentionally unsatisfying sounds like chalk, high pitched dinnerware sounds, etc.

i was about to comment what is actually happening in the video before i realized it was incense XD

This is actually some of the funniest shit I've seen all day

This has some real Brutalmoose sound effects energy

this is exactly what the inside of my brain just sounds like on a normal day. that said this fuckin rules

Bagpipes are a nice touch

Art.

@tusionni.bsky.social

Just needs the Outlook email alert sound.

Who hurt you? TwT

The explosions sent me holy shit

Why does this sound like the average Morrowind session?

This is perfect, no notes

You need to make a version where it's the original audio for the first 38 seconds, then it switches to your audio

This has Spike Jones vibes, and I'm all over that stuff. XD

This has source engine energy

I didn't know Tavish had this kind of stuff in his trillion dollar home.

I’m sobbing this is beautiful 😂

I used headphones, now I'm visually impaired.

i'm starting this experience remembering being vaguely annoyed in a park on a school trip to washington dc

😹

Kinda' reminds me of a stupid thing I made called "tragedy at the poop factory" lmfao bsky.app/profile/blob...

Beautiful use of free will

This was very, very funny

I found a new favorite genre of videos I hope you'll make more of these, excellent sound editing skills

Infinitely more listenable to me than actual ASMR videos honestly

This is feels like a more coherent audio only ytp.

the three loud gunshot taps was diabolical, brilliant even

Overdue. Thank you

Peak

The subtle soft bagpipes in the background is just perfect.

This may be awful, but i listened to the whole thing because its hilarious

Joke’s on you as an ASMR enjoyer this works fine for me; just the abrupt volume jump on the bam bam bam sounds would make this bad for sleeping to but still ok for general use

She did all that just to cover it up wtf

is it weird that anti asmr still has asmr?

Yo I'm fucking CRYING

"This is terrible." - Me, when I lie

These are art.

I've never had a themed project go this long or this intermittently before.

I loooooove this, as a person who is pretentious about tea. Thank you for a wonderful laugh.

At 0:04 is that Tom Cruise screaming from the leaked trailer of The Mummy that only contained his screams?

I'm so glad this has a soundtrack as horrible as mixing coffee and matcha sounds. Matcha (at least the good stuff) is a umami tasting shade grown green tea that has seaweed notes. Coffee tastes like burned. Together they would taste like shit.

The General Pepper "whaaaaat??" slayed me

This is a lot more comfortable to listen to than ASMR videos. That stuff freaks my entire body out, it is so uncomfortable. I like contort and get shivers down my back and it's just BLEGHHHH. This I could just rawdog no problem. Rawdogging anti ASMR like the dog I am. woof.

I must admit I find ASMR as annoying as this, but way less fun xD

you're a fucking artist oh my god

This is better than 99% of existing ASMR.

⬇️ Tá na mão, aperta aqui pra baixar!

I love the concept

ASMR YTP goes crazy

I'd like it without the farting