Gregormortis (with Boo G's)

The best way to ease the gut-searing need to do something for Minnesotans.

For modern polycules, a single chair isn't enough. Introducing: The Cucktional

If you live in or near Omaha and you get this reference: you should get to the Cottonwood tomorrow night at 7pm! Vinyl is hosting @triviamafia.com's A24 Horror Theme Night, one night only, in the Hotel Immortale pop up bar.

Small menus create hard men Hard men create big menus Big menus create weak men Weak men create small menus

how it feels to drive past a Maverik that was once a noble Kum & Go

Can't believe Sponsor locked down the sponsorship rights to Sponsor Stadium, congrats to Sponsor and whatever you do, surely your name will live forever in the hearts of all Owls fans.

Try that in a small town. Like Cairo, Beatrice, or Norfolk Nebraska.

JD Vance is a vice-signaling piece of shit. He doesn't even have the authenticity to be a vile racist. He just says the thing the Nu Hitler Youth put into his speeches. The lowest kind of worm.

Quick! Someone tell me where to eat in Des Moines or it's gonna be Fong's again!

🎶Tetsuo when your arm grow long You make a woman sing songs 🎶 Do a bike slide (YES!) Don't go atomic (NO!) WYCLEF JEAN: AKIRA, AKIRA!

Thanks to Beaker for filling in for me at trivia last night, sorry about how your impeded peripheral vision caused you to spill most of a Saro Cider into your lap.

Comparison is a way better thief of joy than me :(

This is where you put the Expansion Pak so you can play Perfect Dark.

uhhhh

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

Hoo boy this is going places.

I won't be able to host @triviamafia at Vis Major tonight at 6:30, so Mr. Beaker is going to step in to cover me. That's right, it's a costume party! Prizes for 1st and 2nd place teams, and prizes for Best Overall Costume, Best Group, and Most Obscure costumes. Because trivia celebrates the obscure!

POV you're a pizza crust someone has discarded on the sidewalk

I'm not the Batman, I'm the bat who stepped up.

holy shit rip. one of the most talented people in the world imo

I use two G's to spell Greg, and I use two C's to spell success. LEGS WE CAN! ¡SI SE PIERNA! [PAID FOR BY THE COMMITTEE TO ELEGT GREG "THE LEG" ZUERLEIN]

Resident Evil (2026) is one of the best video game movies ever made. Unfortunately Zach Cregger got mixed up and adapted Inside (2016) but it's still really good.

There are definitely people who can explain the Brazilian election with a lot more authority and knowledge than me, but that was it in a nutshell. He didn't show mercy to the fascists when in power, he didn't compromise them, and he promised the hope of something better.

Lula Goes HARD

If you can't eat charts for dinner then how are the graphics of the Brazilian election results SO. SATISFYING.

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a former home school kid gets their vaccines.

Kansas Dem Sen. nominee Adam Hamilton on trans rights: “I don’t think we should take a small group of people and bully them, pick on them, and hurt them. I understand one thing really clearly when it comes to transgender people, and that is Jesus told me I was to love my neighbor as I love myself”

(tears streaming down my bright red face) this is the best looking place imaginable for me, the true American

The Texans are wearing a special uniform today inspired by Him from the Powerpuff Girls. Good for them!

If you're aroused while making this face, you're Kubricked Up:

I don't know why our Aldi had all its Halloween stuff marked down to 75% off a week before the holiday, but I'm not complaining.

you tell me bigfoot is a hoax? on this, the day of my daughter’s graduation from the bigfoot hunter polytechnic academy?

I hope Cheesecake Factory comes out with a statement like "We must clarify we did NOT allow Saddam Hussein to design our chandeliers and he had virtually no input into our menu" and then we can ride this through Monday

repost if you will never vote for a democrat willing to harm trans kids puberty blockers are medicine hormones are medicine nobody is carving your kids up children know who they feel like

too many guys are bad-weird now, we need more with this kind of good-weird energy

Movie 24 of 31 for 31: Hokum fucking rips. Really loved Oddity, I'm sad I didn't go scare myself silly in the theaters on this one, but we just wrapped it up at 1am so I'm proper spooked by it. Damian McCarthy's got a real gift, excited to watch Caveat and thrilled to see what he does next.

Saw Connor Ratliff presents The Acting Class tonight, and it was really fucking funny and heartfelt at the same time. St. Louis 11/14, Chicago 11/21, KC 12/11. If you're in those places, you should see this show! linktr.ee/connorratliff