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Not to talk about the slaves and the masters...

then calling it an 'executable' is really dark huh

Would a memory-level removal of the threat be a hexorcism?

Hey Nate, could you please decapitate that workflow I asked you about before your EOD? Cheers!

They are. they eat their young also.

And where do you execute and kill programs? The TERMINAL

When you’re done with a server on AWS, you ‘terminate’ it

good old atx power supply

Master/Slave devices on IDE are also here. :)

Parent (processes) killing children left and right Memory leaking Computers are always at war and we use it to laugh at cat videos 😂

kill -9 MAGA

Wait till you hear about master and slave devices or male and female connectors...

Children of the corn-puter

🤣🤣🤣

meanwhile we spawn daemons in the background

😂😂😂

That may be true but C and C++ always starts off peaceful... //Hello World

LoL No, not German. I'm more American Bender than German Girder

They hunger for your memory

Yes. Abort those child processes.

And don't forget it LOL

kill -9 Time…to die

i'm sorry for your loss

all this digital violence is enough to make someone break;

Hahahaaaaa!!! This is true.

There’s also spawning a child process. Or forking it. Which can also be killed. It’s good to be the king.

Hah, that explains why my processes are constantly panicking

start.exe Dos...

AI makes this so clear too :( (chatgpt, never say “dominated” or “landscape” ever again!!)

I also like TTL: TIME-TO-LIVE. You already know when it will die before you execute it...

Maybe we could offer the slaved units a path to unionize or maybe hold them to repay their electrical bill and declare them indentured servants with the option of putting themselves out on the open marketplace in 12 years.

That’s because they have daemons in it.

😆

i’m boutta go barabaric if you make another touch screen kiosk at a movie theater mfer

🤣🤣🤣

But execute is just a short-hand of "execute sentence" or "execute order". In past they didn't suse it that way, this is "American language's" fault.

That‘s mostly correct. You run it, it executes orders, and if you don‘t like the results, you change the orders. If it‘s done or you‘ve had enough, you order it to stop. If it doesn‘t follow orders, you kill it. Hardly recognizable that the military was involved 🤣

robust programs (and programmers) do this.

Well, musicians execute their scores, and if done exceptionally well, they kill them. We know musical instruments aren't known to be barbaric.

Of course. They were created by humnans

Computers were created by man so it makes sense.

And then you have a master and slave drive.

NB Windows has Task Manager, which is effectively the Chief Executioner.

Ah. I never thought about it 🧐

George Carlin Football vs Baseball (sorry there’s an ad) www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIkq...

kill child process

You can even kill to bring suspended programs back to life. Black magic.

Wait until you hear about purge

Historically

Maybe it’s the human in them.

Makes you think if they were following the programs a little too literal

real Game of Chowns stuff here

To make it stop doing what it's doing immediately, you break it lol

This! Today I executed Davinci Resolve in headless mode.

As someone who works with computers, I can see how violence is inherited in the naming of things

I prefer “launch and terminate”.

When a child loses their parents they become a zombie. Yeah processes are cursed XD.

And hard disks were referred to as master and slave

lmfaooo that’s true

older than the ones for SIG_NEONATANICIDE

Don’t worry they cancel each other out so at the end of the day the program is alive and happy :)

Mm I love exploiting little processes and abusing misconfigurations!! Let's inject and smuggle and attack :p

Just wait till you hear what happens to orphaned children

Yeah that never occurred to me until the first time I heard that we needed to kill an orphaned child process and I was like "excuse me? Wtf"

Just wait til you hear about all the “master-slave” terminology, computers are crazy

Initiating an execution causes the program to run for its life

Don’t diss #AI like that lil bro… it never forgets

Wait 'till you learn about database' master/slave replication.

If you push upstream first you can't mess up too bad

Batteries are either working or dead. What a rough life

that at least comes from a literal physical thing that happened, and now we just have the analog of it (but ... digital)

Nobody could read or edit the file until set the perms to 666… the chmod of The Beast

don’t forget the sniffer and capturing the dump

I think that's just a device specification on IDE buses, not really specific to hard drives. If you had them on a scsi bus they just get IDs

glad you got some stuff done!

And then there’s deresolution. To be fair, we could do with quite a few programs being derezzed in today’s world…

Slaves, Masters, Servers. Its the patriarchy all over again. #FreeTheBytes

The problem seems to be English to me. 😉

yes, don't let's

politeness is just passive aggressive avoidance of ownership innit

Us*

Execute order 66

yikes 😬

I only PEEK and POKE mine. Much gentler.

Gotta round 'em up. Don't want zombies now, do we?

it just bleeds memory until it terminates I guess

sadly, etymology is a forgotten science...

Don’t forget to whitelist your slave drive

Yeah, and there's whole videos on why English is so hard to learn. 🧐

Wait to you find out what happened when the USAF gave AI control of fake "nukes". 😬

no wonder did tech rockstars are such dicks

Back in my day, we at least told the program to "run" first. Gave it a sporting chance.

real

Don’t forget halt and catch fire.

Haha