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bro, so to run a program, i "execute" it, but to stop it i "kill" it? computers are barbaric, bro

Don't forget to kill the children and garbage collect them so that they don't consume resources when not needed and make sure to keep your slaves obedient by optimizing the commands sent by the master!

See we leave that up to the system so no user feels individually responsible

If higher level languages are equivalent to shopping at a supermarket as you don't see the process by which the chicken nuggets are made, does that make C programmers the hunters of the software world? 👀

JavaScript is then the shady guy doing all the other odd jobs

you hire him to do a few odd jobs and he ends up rewiring your house without you asking